If there were a mobile phone which wouldnt let you get past your lockscreen without having any signal would anyone still buy it? Probably not - why? - because that sounds fucked up, and yet its exactly what Microsoft are going to introduce if Adam Orth is correct in his ranting.
Thursday, 11 April 2013
'Always Online'
If there were a mobile phone which wouldnt let you get past your lockscreen without having any signal would anyone still buy it? Probably not - why? - because that sounds fucked up, and yet its exactly what Microsoft are going to introduce if Adam Orth is correct in his ranting.
Tuesday, 9 April 2013
The Square Enix situation
“Let’s talk about Sleeping Dogs: we were looking at selling roughly 2~2.5 million units in the EUR/NA market based on its game content, genre and Metacritic scores. In the same way, game quality and Metacritic scores led us to believe that Hitman had potential to sell 4.5~5 million units and 5~6 million units for Tomb Raider in EUR/NA and Japanese markets combined.
"For reference, Sleeping Dogs has moved 1.75 million copies, Hitman Absolution 3.6 million and Tomb Raider 3.4 million."
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This article was kind of an eye opener, and the comments say a ton.
Im not entirely sure what planet the directors at squeenix are on when they expect their franchises to sell such obscene amounts.
Sales figures of 3.6 Million for Hitman Absolution is incredible! Hitman!
According to a quick bit of research, blood money and contracts both only sold about 1 Million each.
Why on earth then, are they expecting 5 million sales for Absolution?
On the plus side, its likely Square Enix are one step closer to pushing 'The button'
Perhaps the new president Matsuda will have more of an itchy finger, or will develop one when the PS4 comes out...
Monday, 25 March 2013
Resident Evil 6 PC
That said, the reason I did not play this game for very long, or indeed, even pass Act 1 of any of the scenarios I played, is because the game is borderline unplayable for anyone who has any taste in games.
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| At least the game looks alright while its being shit I guess. |
Right from the get-go the game is filled with seriously questionable design choices and as you sit through and play more of the game, not only will you get a headache (like an actual one, due to the camera) but you will likely suffer from mental exhaustion from how often you find yourself wondering how such a high budget game could be so bad.
Instead of the traditional 'review' stuff I do, I've decided to just list everything that is wrong with the game - and bare in mind this is only the stuff I ran into in the first Chapter or 2 - If Resident evil keeps true to the series and the continuing trend of the past 2 games, then no doubt you can add in 'Frustrating Boss mechanics', 'Unfair enemy type' and 'Cutscene QTE which kills you' to the list.
Major / Design Flaws:
1) Menu system is complicated and inconsistent
This is particularly true for those trying to play with a Mouse and Keyboard, where you have to mix and match the two to be able to carry out certain functions. In addition, the menu is just too cluttered to be put to efficient use - Its hard to believe that they have gone back in such a way that the menu stuff in Resi4, or even the simplified menu stuff in Resi5 looks simple and well presented.
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| Use Keyboard to do the below, but you need to use your mouse to select the item... (oh but don't hit Right mouse button or it'll just exit out of the whole menu, genius.) |
This might be partially wrong and enemies may take longer to kill as well, but the main gripe I had with playing on Hard mode was that instead of increased enemy AI, additional enemies, more scarce ammo etc - the only thing that happened was that zombies took 66% of my max health per hit, compared to 16%. In a game where half the time you will be getting hit due to other bad design choices in the game, this seems to render the game near unplayable in itself, and leads nicely into.....
3) Forced encounters still do damage
There was a scene where a zombie would be triggered as I walked past a door, it jumps straight onto you and you have to quicktime it off - the problem lies in that as soon as it jumps onto you, it takes 33% of your health and is seemingly unavoidable (so help you if you fail the QTE as well)
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| The bits of the environment which arent obscured by Leons back are sort of nice looking I guess. (I wouldn't know) |
Is horrible. HORRIBLE.
The only reason Resident Evil 6 qualifies as a Survival horror game instead of a straight action game is probably due to the difficulty of trying to survive any encounter due to the horrific camera.
4a) Its too damn close - It actually gives me a headache every play session, also the back of your character takes up 30% of the screen.
I actually did some math based on some screenshots, when moving around and playing normally, the playermodel takes up 529k/2010k pixels, equal to 26.3% (Over 1/4 of your screen at all times), when aiming or in a combat scenario this goes up to 644k/2010k, or 32% (1/3 of your screen real estate).
Imagine your friend comes to stay over a weekend, and brings enough shit to fill up 32% of your room, you would tell him to FUCK RIGHT OFF.
4b) The FOV is too small - Again, leading to headaches. I know its survival horror but is it so much to ask to be able to see more than 30 degrees in front of me (again, thanks to my character model taking up so much space)
4b) It clips on walls, floors, and just about anything else you dont want it to clip to - This leads to the camera feeling 'bumpy' or behaving oddly when moving around corners, and let me tell you, there are a lot of fucking corners in this game. If a house is constructed of bricks, this game is constructed of corners.... This leads nicely into 5)
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| May as well be playing on a goddamn 4:3 monitor. |
Im controlling a character that has seen more zombie scenarios than frank west and yet this motherfucker cant do a 90 degree turn round a corner properly?
Autorun almost makes sense, in a game where previous installments would have you holding down sprint at every opportunity anyway, sure. But when your character cant turn corners properly when running, and is always running? Oh boy. Did anyone playtest this shit?
6) Quicktime events
Really? We still have quicktime events in 2013?
And this game makes you press buttons for everything, I think I was forced to focus harder on cutscenes than the enemies whilst playing, because even mundane shit like abseiling from a helicopter, or looking accelerating in a car requires a button press or two.
Its almost like they saw that Heavy Rain was critically aclaimed and decided to make it an elaborate in-joke for Resi6 by filling the game with button-for-action bits at every opportunity possible.
This is made even worse in the PC version where the game will present you with such classics as [SPACE+R] or [Mash A and D]
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| Seriously? like... Seriously?...... Seriously...? |
There is a particular scene in Leon A1C3 which this is directed at; this section takes place in an underground rail system, at one point there are 2 train tracks, with a chain link fence in the middle of the two, zombies begin chasing you from behind - On my first attempt I ran left, where my radio-helper lady tells me a train is coming, I get hit from behind by the train, no QTE, no nothing. Now anyone with half a brain would assume 'okay, I just picked the wrong track', So i retry and sprint down the right side this time, zombies still at my rear, "a train is coming Leon ", the train light approaches - I get hit from behind again. I literally quit the Leon campaign there and then, and no doubt there are other sections like this in the game which I simply havent encountered yet.
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| http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1axhr6/ive_never_been_so_confused_by_a_quicktime_icon_re6/ |
Minor / "who thought this was a good idea" flaws
1) The control scheme
Its too complicated in general, but certain things bug me - for example the button for reload is the same as the button for 'pick up item'. Becuase you obviously wouldnt want to have absolute control over when you are reloading, being an action horror game and all - there were a few occasions where I would have to mash the shit out of reload to first pick up all the items in the immediate vicinity before the game would let me reload to finish off the zombie stabbing me for 66% of my health each hit.
1x) I'd also like to add that the PC control scheme is probably worse than Hitler.
2) Zombies with guns that stagger you
Really? We're still using the stagger mechanic? Zombies now get ranged weapons which are capable of knocking you down? are you serious?
3) Lipsync is off in cutscenes (as expected?)
Minor, but c'mon guys, its 2013, there are characters on the internet where we don't know if they are CGI or not but you guys cant get lip sync right?
4) Its boring and uninspired
Remember when Resi games were about exploration? Even Resi 4 had some element of exploration in it, but Resi 6 from what i've seen is full of corridors guiding you down a very expectant path filled with enemies to stop and kill, they may as well have just released another sequel to the 'Resident Evil Survivor' on rails lightgun games of the 00's
Final Fantasy 13 is almost an open field compared to this game.
5) Set Scenes where you have to follow an NPC who moves really slowly
Enough said.
6) PC Framerate can be inconsistent
The game would switch between running at flawless 60, and jittery 60 (as in, smooth 60 but with 0.1s hitches every second or so). Weird.
Verdict:
I tried pretty hard to play this game, I really wanted to be able to say that I gave it a chance before slating the shit out of it, But I couldn't. The game is that bad.
Life is too short to waste on media like this, I've wasted the time doing it so you don't have to.
Approximate Game Length : ????
Actual Worth / Shop Price : £4 / £20 = 0.2 (For online co-op)
Actual Worth / Shop Price : £1 / £20 = 0.05 (If playing Solo)
Should you play it : Avoid like cancer.
Rating: 0/5
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| This is the best part of the game right here, and i'm not even joking. |
Tuesday, 5 April 2011
Conclusive proof that the average gameFAQs user is about 10 years old
Any other series would have been fine, even if pokemon was highest, it wouldnt prove that gameFAQs users are mostly children, because pokemon was actually a good game.
(I totally voted Donkey Kong Country, but Advance Wars or Punch Out would be fucking sweet too. Not much of a Fire emblem or Metroid fan... )
Monday, 4 April 2011
So the human body can be pretty stupid sometimes.
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"Hemosiderin
- If capacity of storage of iron in ferritin is exceeded, a complex of iron with phosphate and hydroxide forms called Hemosiderin
- If burden of iron increases beyond normal levels, hemosiderin can be deposited in the liver and heart, this can reach a point where function in these organs becomes impaired and death ensues."
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Why would you....
This is like a guy living in a closed box that likes money so much he decides to throw away all his food to fill his fridge with money and then proceed to block all air holes in the room with money.
I dont even.
Why do mechanisms like this exist? :|
Sunday, 27 February 2011
Spaztastic phone
Sometimes it goes from max battery to 0% battery [BATTERY LOW WARNING] over the course of an hour , Sometimes it lasts 12 hours, sometimes I can leave it on for 3 straight days....
I find it pretty ironic also that it has gps tracking systems and all this shit, however the only time you'd need it is if you're lost somewhere and by that time the batteries would have probably died anyway :|
Cant actually remember if I showed you guys actually, its the phone I got for christmas randomly because my parents couldnt think of anything to buy me - Ye ol' Sony ericson Satio. Beasty fuckin' camera.
Saturday, 5 June 2010
./facepalm
Some people seriously blow my mind.
Can you imagine him describing a house he bought?
"2 bedrooms, small TV but it could be an 80" flatscreen, oh and ive got a hoover but it could be a fully articulating five function robot that can read my mind and has feelings. floorboards."
Saturday, 10 April 2010
Seriously?
So, making some revision notes atm whilst listening to the remixed Wii Cave Story OST. Came across this prime example of why being a biology student sucks dick.
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"Pol III Accessory factors:-
Assembly factors:
- TF IIIA – Binds to C box
- TF IIIC – Binds to B Box, large subunit complex
Transcription factor:
- TF IIIB – Binds to A Box, multi subunit protein, composed of the TATA binding protein, TBP and other polypeptides."
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What the fuck is wrong with you people! if it binds to 'C Box' , why not call that fucker ' TFIII C' !
12 Exams coming, FML.
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Gaming bit:
In other news, Army of two 40th Day came today, pretty reasonable game - nothing mind blowing but its some good fun in split screen co-op, Which - aside from abit of anime or films, is the main way we bond.
I Hacked my Wii the other day with a little help from some online guides and a friend, one of my housemates has already hacked his wii so I had a little bit of what to expect and really basic stuff which i think helped somewhat. It was actually pretty easy to do, dump a bunch of stuff onto an SD card and then follow instructions. I still dont really understand A LOT of things about it though, there are tons of options and files which I dont really get, but im sure i'll work it out eventually. Ive managed to get NSMBwii running off my USB stick for now, my brother went out and bought a wii motion plus and we ordered an external HDD which will hopefully be compatible with the console. With any luck we'll be able to stick all the games on the HDD and everything will be dandy.
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Anime bit:
Started watching 'G.T.O' or Great Teacher Onizuka yesterday, didnt expect to end up getting a little carried away and watching 1/4 of the series (and its a 40something episode series too). Funny anime, although it has its fair share of serious bits too.
Monday, 8 February 2010
Closing a chapter of my life
Sunday whilst exploring fran's facebook inbox i came across messages between her and some guy , called her up about it and turns out she's been sleeping with some guy for the past week. Broke up over the phone on monday morning.
I fear i will have trust issues with future girls given the fact that frances completely lied to me about stuff even as i asked her over the phone , god knows what else she's lied about , who knows maybe she was seeing other people during my entire first year of uni.
So im single again (ladies?), on the plus side now i have more time to spend with the real love of my life...
Frances : 19th May 08 - 7th Feb 2010
It was good while it lasted~ you cheating bitch!
Friday, 25 December 2009
Blood Test
According to the blood test results , everything of mine seems to be fine but im low on white blood cells (neutrophils in particular) and platelets (the things which let your blood clot)
I thought id try and check google to see if theres anything in particular I can try and eat to boost my WBC's or platelets , unfortunately there doesnt seem to be any simple dietary fix.
The best advice i managed to find was 'Try to avoid injurying yourself'
Fucking fantastic. thanks google
Ill have to make some major lifestyle changes there , im pretty much just throwng myself into rough looking walls and piles of glass currently.
Oh. in other news , i just ordered some £70 5.1 surround speakers since im fed up of having a sound card worth £65 and speakers worth approximately £8
Went with the Creative Inspire T6200 , gotta be reppin' dat Creative , ive got 3 creative mp3 players a headset and a soundcard so i figure i may as well get speakers to match.
Saturday, 19 December 2009
Wikipedia
Wednesday, 4 November 2009
Sky news has a good grip on online gaming
If you guys arent online gaming in the dark in front of a giant green neon tube whilst holding N64 controllers... you're probably doing it wrong.
Monday, 1 June 2009
Computer...
21/06/2006
| 1 x | XFX 7600GT XXX Edition 256mb DDR3 590mhz clock Dual DVI PCI-E | 109721 | Track | £118.98 | £118.98 | |
| 1 x | Extra Value Silver/Black Mid Tower Gaming Case with 350W PSU 20+4pin | 103064 | Track | £34.02 | £34.02 | |
| 1 x | Seagate ST3250824AS 250GB 7200RPM SATA300 8MB Cache - OEM | 105761 | Track | £50.87 | £50.87 | |
| 1 x | Logitech OEM S200 2.1 Speakers Black/Silver - 17W RMS | 92986 | Track | £11.89 | £11.89 | |
| 1 x | Buffalo AirStation Low Profile PCI Adapter | 82316 | Track | £20.61 | £20.61 | |
| 1 x | Labtec Standard Keyboard Plus - Black | 88418 | Track | £3.09 | £3.09 | |
| 1 x | Extra Value Class II Bluetooth Dongle Small Form Factor Upto 10M | 92075 | Track | £4.06 | £4.06 | |
| 1 x | Newlink UK Kettle Lead - UK Plug - IEC Socket 1.2m | 20293 | Track | £1.06 | £1.06 | |
| 1 x | Logitech headset Dialog-812/stereo + Microphone - OEM | 48085 | Track | £7.16 | £7.16 | |
| 1 x | Logitech MX518 Gaming Grade Silver Optical Mouse -PS2/USB | 88417 | Track | £24.66 | £24.66 | |
| 1 x | AMD Athlon 64 3200+ Socket AM2 (2.0GHz) 512kb Cache 67W HT1600 Retail Boxed proc | 111285 | Track | £58.21 | £58.21 | |
| 1 x | Asus M2N-E Socket AM2 NF570ULTRA Audio Lan USB2 2000FSB SATA ATX | 112086 | Track | £59.53 | £59.53 | |
| 1 x | Crucial 1GB DDR2 533MHz/PC2-4200 Memory Non-ECC Unbuffered CL4 Lifetime warr | 63618 | Track | £54.83 | £54.83 | |
| 1 x | LG GSA-4167BRL 16x Dual Layer Dual Format DVD ± RW Writer - Black Retail Pack | 97238 | Track | £24.99 | £24.99 |
26/01/2007
| 1 x | Seagate ST3250820AS 250GB 7200RPM SATA300 8MB Cache - OEM | 111515 | Track | £40.89 | £40.89 |
07/04/2007
| 1 x | Saitek Eclipse II Keyboard | 118274 | Track | £25.17 | £25.17 |
25/09/2007
| 1 x | Corsair 520W HX Series Modular PSU - ATX12V v2.2 APFC | 114945 | Track | £53.91 | £53.91 |
29/10/2007
| 1 x | Western Digital WD5000AAKS 500GB SATA II 7200RPM 16MB Cache - OEM | 124228 | Track | £53.49 | £53.49 |
13/11/2007
| 1 x | Antec P182 Black SPCR Advanced Super Mid Tower - No PSU | 100727 | Track | £68.40 | £68.40 |
| 1 x | AMD Athlon 64 X2 6000+ 3GHz Socket AM2 2MB L2 Cache Retail Boxed Processor | 125202 | Track | £83.74 | £83.74 | |
| 1 x | Zalman CNPS 9700 LED Socket 754, 940, 775, 939 & AM2 CPU cooler | 120876 | Track | £29.24 | £29.24 | |
| 1 x | Kingston 2GB Kit (2x1GB) DDR2 800MHz/PC2-6400 Memory Non-ecc CL5 Unbuffered 1.8V | 129954 | Track | £32.88 | £32.88 | |
| 1 x | OCZ Ultra 5+ Silver Thermal Compound | 66688 | Track | £4.05 | £4.05 |
01/12/2007
| 1 x | Creative HS 900 Headset With Noise Cancelling Microphone - gold plated 3.5mm Jack | 128206 | Track | £26.18 | £26.18 | |
| 1 x | Creative SoundBlaster X-Fi Xtreme Music OEM Soundcard | 112512 | Track | £41.69 | £41.69 |
04/06/2008
| 1 x | BFG 8800GTS 512MB GDDR3 Dual DVI TV Out PCI-E Graphics Card | 138682 | Track | £136.12 | £136.12 |
15/12/2008
| 1 x | LG GSA-H55LBL 20X DVD±RW/DL/Ram LightScribe Black Bare Drive - OEM | 136321 | Track | £13.39 | £13.39 |
Holy. fucking. Shit.
Comes to about £1100... which sounds bad but i guess it isnt soooo bad considering i made a 2nd pc for the family out of it and have had a high end pc for about 3 years now.
Sunday, 8 June 2008
UL7|24 B347D0\/\/N
ULTRA BEATDOWN
Which is pretty much THE BEST album title ever conceived , ever.
ever.
"Tom (Cross) says:
It sounds like they're taking rejected names from a pokemon move naming contest and naming albums after them"
I actually never thought of that before. Lets review a few of these rejected moves.
"Fury of the Storm" - Dragon type , does shitfuckton of damage
"My Spirit Will Go on" - Ghost / Dragon Type , Auto ressurects the pokemon after death
"Cry of the brave (bonus track)" - Dragon Type , Kinda like Roar , only the bonus version.
"Through the Fire and Flames" - Dragon Type , immunity to fire... and flames.
"Operation Ground and Pound" - Ground/Dragon Type , Throws a military style tantrum and starts pounding the floor
"Body Breakdown" - Dragon type , pokemon decomposes.
"Invocation of the Apocalyptic Evil" - Dragon Type , Automatically defeats everything
And so i set off... to make my own dragonforce song.
And the result?
FURY FREEDOM BLOOD ARMA-GEDDON!~ KINGDOM STORM MOONLIGHT SO-OO-LDIER
HEEEEEEEEEEEART TOOOOOOOOOORMEEEEEEEEENT , MIIIIIIIIGHT , CHAAAAAAAAOSSSSSSSS
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
(Guitar Solo)
UNIVERSE POUND ETERRRRNITY , FIRE MADNESS
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGON
FIGHT EVIL , BLACK FLAME VICK-TO-RY
WINTER SWORD DRAGON FLAME E-TER-NI-TYYYYYYYYYYY
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
(7 Minute Guitar Solo)
UNIVERSE POUND ETERRRRNITY , FIRE MADNESS
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGON
APOCALYPSE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Guitar Solo)
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I think it came out pretty well myself.
Im yet to decide on a suitable track title though. Maybe something like 'UNIVERSE ETERNITY FIRE'
Perhaps one of you can leave a title in the comment box :3
Wednesday, 28 May 2008
Seans Other PC
Its big which allows for maximum ponage cooling.
Hardcore overclockers like sean need this shit. Even if its for his backup/mediacenter pc
If you want to read the rest of it and i know you all do because you're all techbums , the full article is here :
http://www.silentpcreview.com/article837-page1.html










