Re: North Korea

http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2013/04/12/0200000000AEN20130412009100315.HTML

"In a commentary carried by the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA), the communist country lashed out at Tokyo's standing orders to destroy any missile heading toward Japan, threatening such actions will result in a nuclear attack against the island nation."

Wat.

Korean logic = We are going to shoot missiles at you and if you don't get blown up you are totally declaring war on us.

What a complete joke of a country, perhaps only a matter of time before North/South Korea turns into the United States of Korea after murders KJU

Japan plans to build robot moon base by 2020

Japan plans to build a moon base with robots.

This is pretty awesome, although I cant really imagine robots being that capable by 2020, Last i checked they were still pretty useless - certainly not competent enough to build a house out of lego, nevermind a moon base. Who knows though, if they success we may all be able to migrate to a city on the moon by 2050 or so (oh man, i'll be 61. mad depressing)

Kotaku Census results

just thought id drop this here,

Huge survey thing on kotaku readers about games.  Pretty intresting finds , for example 79% of PC users have pirated a game at some point.

http://kotaku.com/5500495/kotaku-census-2010-the-results-in-full

... seriously?

W...Wait.. Really?

August 26, 2008

I'm pretty exciteD for ULTRA BEATDOWN

btw , not sure how long its been out but they released a single of a song from the album.
youtube link is here
I love how its the EXACT SAME SONG but with slightly modified lyrics.

UL7|24 B347D0\/\/N

So as some of you may know , DR4G0NF0R(3 is coming out with a new album soon , its going to be called...

ULTRA BEATDOWN

Which is pretty much THE BEST album title ever conceived , ever.
ever.

"Tom (Cross) says:
It sounds like they're taking rejected names from a pokemon move naming contest and naming albums after them"

I actually never thought of that before. Lets review a few of these rejected moves.

"Fury of the Storm" - Dragon type , does shitfuckton of damage

"My Spirit Will Go on" - Ghost / Dragon Type , Auto ressurects the pokemon after death

"Cry of the brave (bonus track)" - Dragon Type , Kinda like Roar , only the bonus version.

"Through the Fire and Flames" - Dragon Type , immunity to fire... and flames.

"Operation Ground and Pound" - Ground/Dragon Type , Throws a military style tantrum and starts pounding the floor

"Body Breakdown" - Dragon type , pokemon decomposes.

"Invocation of the Apocalyptic Evil" - Dragon Type , Automatically defeats everything



And so i set off... to make my own dragonforce song.



And the result?



FURY FREEDOM BLOOD ARMA-GEDDON!~ KINGDOM STORM MOONLIGHT SO-OO-LDIER
HEEEEEEEEEEEART TOOOOOOOOOORMEEEEEEEEENT , MIIIIIIIIGHT , CHAAAAAAAAOSSSSSSSS

WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

(Guitar Solo)

UNIVERSE POUND ETERRRRNITY , FIRE MADNESS
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGON

FIGHT EVIL , BLACK FLAME VICK-TO-RY
WINTER SWORD DRAGON FLAME E-TER-NI-TYYYYYYYYYYY

WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

(7 Minute Guitar Solo)

UNIVERSE POUND ETERRRRNITY , FIRE MADNESS
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGON

APOCALYPSE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Guitar Solo)

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I think it came out pretty well myself.

Im yet to decide on a suitable track title though. Maybe something like 'UNIVERSE ETERNITY FIRE'

Perhaps one of you can leave a title in the comment box :3

That Dong-do-dongdongdong

(no , its not the thong song with thong replaced with dong im afraid. - i really wish it was though)

Flying Dong!

"The fun was ended when a dour-faced man smashed the penis out of the air."

if you cant be bothered to watch the video :

Still Flying Dong!

A Work Update

I hate my workplace.

I walk in to work today (yesterday by the time this gets posted) and am instantly greeted by my manager who has been on holiday for the past 3 weeks.
The first thing he says after 'hi' ?
not 'long time no see!' or , 'i'm back!' or some other typical bullshit , he goes straight in and...
"have you wanking today?"
"errr...."
"It is okay , it is good for you" (bare in mind this asshole is SHAKING MY HAND whilst talking)

Fucking seriously , this guy clearly gets off on making people feel incredibly awkward.
[i just leaned right there whilst typing , ow my abs.]

Shortly after this initial talk , i told him im quitting.
So next week will be my last week of work there , thank god.

From here on i walk in and the FIRST PERSON i come across after my assholemanager says 'hi' and then drops the bomb on me by saying 'you look like you've gained weight.'
What a great start to my day at work.

Later on in the work day and i get my 2nd blog post inspiration.
An Indian guy... that talks like Niko from GTA4.
Oh yes.
As it were , turns out he's a stupid Indian that sounds like Niko from GTA4.
After eating he turns to me and says (in an almost TF2 heavy style voice)

"YOU ARE GOOD COOK."
He then turns to his wife and quietly mutters
"he is good cook."
I stand there and smile at him , safe in the knowledge that i'm far superior to them both.

Another thing ive noticed at work is that the chefs in the kitchen upstairs will listen to ANYTHING.
I walk past the kitchen every now and then and i've heard Chinese love songs , Japanese Music , British Chart music , RnB , Chinese RnB , Dance , Hardcore , Drum and Bass , Trance.....
I actually think i heard 'The logical Song' by 'Scooter' being played in there once.
The best thing about this is that because i never actually get to go in , I get to imagine them all dancing around with their woks and pots and pans getting crunk and so on.

Final thing ,  during work today i walked into the washing area of the restaurant (where all the dirty plates and shit go) and theres a fucking waitress there cutting her nails.
Little nailclipper on the end of her keyring.
DO YOU REALLY NEED TO DO THAT SHIT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW?!?!?

god i hate my workplace.

Karkand Syndrome : now officially a term.

 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=karkand+syndrome

Zimbabwe - The only country where you can be a multi-millionaire and still starve to death.

http://www.gadling.com/2008/01/22/zimbabwe-releases-10-million-bill/

"As the US economy inches ever closer to a recession, it might provide a little perspective to look at what a real economic crisis looks like. Plagued by hyperinflation of over 50,000% a year, Zimbabwe's central bank recently decided to issue $10 million notes-- believed to be the highest denomination of currency in the world today. The bill, worth less than US$4, is barely enough to purchase a hamburger. One writer illustrates the rampant inflation:

"The bill is exactly the same color, layout and design as a $20 bill I've been carrying in my wallet since my trip to Zimbabwe 15 months ago... When I wrote about that $20, it was worth about $0.025 USD - a silly amount of money to represent with a bill, but still a functional piece of currency. At the moment, that bill is worth $0.00000005 cents, or 5 hundred-millionths of a cent."

Residents of Zimbabwe have been forced to use brick-shaped stacks of worthless bills to purchase even everyday items, like groceries. This  shown below is what it took to buy a beer just a month ago-- today the situation is still worse. The introduction of the $10 million bill is a response to this, but given the astronomical rate of inflation, the bill will only hold its value for a few weeks before it too becomes worthless"



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I rofl'd , this is so bad its horrible. Although i would like to get my hands on a couple of those 10 million dollar bills. Then id cover myself in honey and stick the bills to myself and run around with a suit of bills - which i can only assume would be somewhere in the region of $500,000,000

..what are you looking at me like that for. you guys never fantasize about wearing money?