June is Here!

To celebrate the first of June i made this picture.

Ive been running this blog for 7 months now and id like to think ive been a fairly good blogger , id like to thank all of my regular readers for giving me somewhere to vent my amazingness , i'll be able to save this blog if it doesent stay up and eventually ill be able to look back and gasp in awe at the awesome i unleashed upon the internet in 07' and 08' , and with any luck - 09' and the future.

What the fuck am i ranting for , nobody is going to read this with such an amazing picture below. fuck you all.

Steam Cloud and Left 4 Strogg

A tidbit from Steam : "We held a press event here at our office yesterday to announce a new feature that is coming to Steam called Steam Cloud, which will be a way for game data like preferences and save games to follow you around across computers."

To me this sounds like a pretty awesome feature , kinda similar to the way that MSN display pictures work nowadyas. Good for us players that rely far too much on our binds and special configurations. If i went to play CS at a lan for example i would suck really fucking bad , i would take about a half an hour to buy my guns and then would be too afraid to use anything from my primary weapon due to the way my current config is set up. (that being F keys for buy binds and my mousewheel for switching between primary and secondary)

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Left 4 Strogg

An interesting looking mod for ET Quake wars , basically lots of strogg bots whom are only allowed to use spikes against human GDF players trying to repair a vehicle , GDF players are only armed with pistols but can find more advanced weaponry and items (med packs / ammo) in the field.
Sounds pretty fun if you could get a nice team of GDF players together.

Viral site for GTA:San Andreas 2

Viral Site

Interesting Link 1

Interesting Link 2

SF4 for PC

"Big news from Capcom today! We've announced the console versions of Street Fighter IV. The next generation Street Fighter game finally finds a home on Xbox 360, PLAYSTATION 3 system and Windows-based PC. Now you can join in on the non-stop breathtaking fighting game with all your favorite Street Fighter characters. Street Fighter IV brings a brand new fighting game to fans the world over. With the inclusion of Capcom's latest advancements in new generation technology, Street Fighter IV promises to deliver an extraordinary experience that will re-introduce the world to the time-honored art of virtual martial arts. "

Oh hell yes , i just need to hope the controller settings will be good enough so that i can use my Ps2 controller and don't have to ever experience playing SF4 with my 360 control.

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Speaking of xbox controllers , i have 6 now. Along with 2 xbox's.
My uncle gave my brother his old semi-working xbox (which suffered from overheating , non working disk eject button and a non working power button [it just starts automatically and you cant turn it off without unplugging it]) , he also gave me a shitton of games - although only a few good ones (halo1 , 2 , burnout revenge) - and then 4 controllers , 2 of which are officials and of those two 1 of which work.

Mum then decided to buy a preowned xbox because that one kept overheating , £20 for xbox plus 2 official controllers. So uh... yeah.

offtopic : http://flickr.com/photos/goodape/460763315/

Seans Other PC

Nothing to blog , so some shots of seans media center PC heatsink.



Its big which allows for maximum ponage cooling.
Hardcore overclockers like sean need this shit. Even if its for his backup/mediacenter pc



If you want to read the rest of it and i know you all do because you're all techbums , the full article is here :
http://www.silentpcreview.com/article837-page1.html

Piece'a Pizza?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYeXUeGThXU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZg2MsXSyy4

Those are two pizzas which actually exist (or existed) in Korea , Kinda like the pepperoni pizza crust shit they have going over here in the UK , only more insane.

I have to say , both of those do not look particularly great for eating , and i do question how the fuck the Shrimp one is even eaten since the crust pretty much disappears , maybe if you fold it (like that asshole cross does) then it'll work.

On a semi-related note , http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbEjSI6JmWY - looks semi disgusting but semi nice at the same time , 100% unhealthy though , especially if we consider that Pizza is supposedly the most unhealthy food you can eat.

Lettuce

y'Done.

w33b

Not much to say today , im listening to the new Pendulum album as i type this , its pretty awesome so far.

uh...
Ive been searching around for a copy of Age of Conan to import (since we have to get the fucking US copy) , not much luck finding anything south of 30 quid so far , with most places being like £32 including shipping.
~.~
I haven't paid over £30 for a game since... Hell i cant even remember the last time i paid that much , even the club wasn't THAT expensive.
Needless to say , if i do end up getting this game (and i probably will) it better be pretty fucking good.
I realise £30 isn't even that much considering that you gets a months free play with it , which is probably the equivalence of £8 or something but it still seems pretty deep after playing Phantasy Star Universe which was the most amazing £7.50 I've ever spent , even if we didn't use the entire months subscription properly.

Also. Those considering Denmark - we should probably all get together on vent sometime and all book tickets together otherwise we probably wont end up doing it - which would be a huge shame.
Possibility of there being a Meng , Boyce , Leetfella , Werner Boogle (whom we're all going for really) , Nguman and Cross.

uhm... anything else to add...

R-Type Commands (PSP) is shit.
It feels like Advance wars without the speed or fun elements , the battle sequences are all very boring and the game in general seems to move incredibly slow.

Apolagies for the lack of dreams on my dreamblog , i keep forgetting to write them down or i just cant remember them or they just plain suck.

*crickets*

So on saturday night i went to a partay thing , which was kinda cool.

Highlight would have to be the trampoline



Awww cheeea.

So anyway , onto the intresting part of the night.

We talked to the party host about when the last buses are to go back to town , he said 12:50 or somewhere around that. So we were thinking 'mkay , we can stick around abit more i guess'
We left for the bus stop at around 12:10 , got there at 12:17...
Last bus : 12:07

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

We stand at the bus stop and consider how on earth we can get to town.
We set off for the train station , half way there , one of the others with me has a brainwave and calls up her sister.
We're heading to her sisters house then.
10-15 minute trek later we arrive there.

Hawk gets the sofa , i got the edge of an airbed - with 2 other people on , so pretty much the slightest movement on anyones part ends up in a monster earthquake.

After some initial arguments and people moving around in the dark and smacking me in the crotch - we started to notice some of the smaller details of the flat. . .

- The door to the room where we were all sleeping had a dangly thingy over it , like chains over the door that smack into each other when you walk through - the problem with this is that you feel kinda bad going to the toilet in the middle of the night incase you wake anyone up.

- There are disco balls outside on the balcony , 3 of them. *shrugs*

- ... There are crickets. In the kitchen. They are NOISY. GODDAYUM. How the hell can such a small creature make so much fucking noise! its ridiculous!

- Windchime , directly outside the room *facepalm*

Total Sleep during the night : 1 hour out of potential 6 hours.

- ps. everyone snores :/

- pps. some awesome stuff , Picture 1 Picture 2

Impossible Quiz - For those who havent tried it

http://www.notdoppler.com/theimpossiblequiz.php

Man backflips into Jeans

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v9251322xPeG5Bt3

Age of Conan : Bewb Adventures

So its no secret that some of us have been considering picking up 'Age Of Conan' when it comes out and such. - Although I will have to be waiting until after Friday the 13th of June to get it and play (because thats when the last of my exams end)

I was browsing the Widescreen Gaming Forum when i came across an AOC thread , heres what the people in there said about it...

" Graphics are insanely nice! I am playing at 1920x1200 with 8xAA and everything on high. Beautiful world (from what I have seen) and JetSonic was right about the water! best I've seen in ANY game. The developers claim DX10 is not implemented yet, but there is an option to turn it on in the settings and to enable SM 3.0. Doing that does make the game look a lot better."

" Combat is very fun once you get it out of your head that you can't just right click a mob 50 feet away and it will automatically run you to him and start attacking. It's very fun to have to swing your weapons manually, despite how tiresome it may sound. It gets to be second nature after only 10 to 15 minutes of playing. The combat system is much more advanced in this game compared to most MMO's which is why I feel PvP is going to be very, very fun in the future!"

"Wha? if you take all your cloths off you actually get nekid??" (see below)


" Variety. There are three races and TWELVE classes to chose from. It reminds me of EQ2 when I used to play. You don't see the same old five classes etc.. It's nice to have that variety, and I think that will play a large role in the PvP mechanics."

"I chose Cultural PvP because I like that you are only PvP'ing the other two races (there are three). It gives it more of a normal feel to PvP."

" I play the game on low settings but i still use the 1920 x 1200 resolution, no shadows or grass, but I still get lots of foilage and bushes and trees view distance turned way down for now, getting 25fps avg frame rates. Runs very nice on these settings. My specs:
Pentium D Dual Core 3ghz 2gb Ram Nvidia 7800 video card"

" Install for this game took about an 1hr. Yea that's right, about 30gigs of space is needed to load up this monster, OMG"

Also , heres the picture you've all been waiting for~



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So heres a summary:

- Shit is huge , 30gb.
- If we do play , it'll only be cool after Friday the 13th
- leetfella plays a priest
- Anony plays whatever character dies fastest so he can get really angry and be amazing
- Cross plays whatever and does the most damage regardless of what class he goes , he also ends up with the most money and best equips
- Boyce plays the soldier.
- Meng plays the class that gets mob control skills
- Everyone plays females , since apparently you can take your top off and show your bewbs.
- We choose a PVP server and hang around in mobs , or pretend to be leave someone as bait and then as soon as they get attacked we all appear from behind trees and shit and gank their ass silly.
- DId i mention bewbs?
- Also, leetfella buys a new graphics card , otherwise he runs REALLY FUCKING SLOW , is it because im a robot guys? leave me some of the items , guys.. GUYS..

Street Gears?!!1one

So street gears is coming to Europe in June apparently, ported/translated/whatever by the people who did FLYFF

Street gears Teaser Video (watch this first to get your mouth wet)

I really hope that when this game comes its as amazing as it looks in videos.
And by videos i'm referring solely to this pile of awesome right here


That video seriously looks like Jet Set Radio Racing online - like those race segments from the original game. And if i can race with people online and grind and backflip all other the place im going to be a very happy Meng.



Art style seems great too (and by that i mean i <3 cel shading)

A night of MSN Handwriting.

ET Quake Wars 1.5 Released

The new patch is out at last.

Click here to see list of download mirrors
(you can always download through your game client ofc.)

Heres the major parts of the update , although you can view the full changelog here

- We've added new customization options for turret lock-on warnings, so
you can now get the full warning (beep and text), just the warning
tone, just the HUD text, or nothing at all. Mine trigger warnings can
similarly be toggled on or off and it's also possible to set the size
of the mine indicators on the HUD or turn those off completely.

- We also found that a lot of people didn't quite understand the Hot
Servers tab in the server browser, so we've thrown that out in favor of
a much more straightforward 'Join Best Server' button.

- It's now possible to set mouse sensitivity on a per-vehicle basis, so
if you'd like your mouse to be really twitchy in flying vehicles and
far less responsive in, say, the Trojan APC, you can do just that

- In the statistics department, the in-game scoreboard once again
correctly displays player ranks (example), so you can quickly tell who's
experienced and thus safe to follow around in the game.

- Vehicle and
deployable kills are now counted correctly in your statistics,

- 1.5 also comes with a large number of bug and exploit fixes. Some of
these are actually quite inventive, such as using the Third Eye Camera
to transmit an objective when the player is actually nowhere near it,
or using an Icarus vehicle drop to teleport inside a building.

Best moment of my life.

Phantasy Star Universe Portable info

http://www.pspfanboy.com/2008/05/15/details-on-phantasy-star-portable-import-psu-characters/

" Finally, more information on Phantasy Star Portable has surfaced. The biggest reveal involves the ability to import characters from Phantasy Star Universe -- the console game that PSP is based on. Players of the PS2 and PC versions of Phantasy Star Universe may import their characters and carry over their character's name and personal data as well as currently equipped cloths and parts. Level, however, will be capped at level 20 and spare equipment, special items, etc. will not be carried over. Those with a 360 PSU will not be able to import any data at all."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouMEZ85J1rI - This video is pretty cool , if only to serve as a reminder of the good old days.


Stupid ad-hoc connection >_> , they should really let you be able to use infrastructure mode and host games for free over the interwebs.

That Dong-do-dongdongdong

(no , its not the thong song with thong replaced with dong im afraid. - i really wish it was though)

Flying Dong!

"The fun was ended when a dour-faced man smashed the penis out of the air."

if you cant be bothered to watch the video :

Still Flying Dong!

Walls? Fuck Walls. I Hate Walls.

OH GOD WHY DO I EXIST

19th May

I dont know why im typing this up now , i really should have done it back when it actually happened , nonetheless , late is better than never.

I most definately remember going to sainsburys, i bought coconut macaroons , some chocolate pan things and we bought a box of chocolate cornets.

We went to eat them near the sony center/ the entertainer at the backish area of the brewery (between the brewery and the bitter end pub)

After eating the ice creams (3 of them each) and mid way through one of the coconut macaroons i turned to her.

I love you.

.... a long pause... and then... "...why?"

does that mean you dont like me that way? i understand if you dont...

"ohhh , you made me not know what to say...."

at this point im very worried that ive spoiled a great friendship.

Well.. just say what you feel , do you like me in that way?

"yes..."

As in Yes you do?

May I? - i ask (what the fuck was i thinking there - i should have just done it.)

"maybe... maybe not."

i lean in left , so does she.

My lips feel paralyzed , i dont know what to do. She seems to have a better idea than me , going in for the open mouthed snog style kiss which totally caught me off guard.

it was short , maybe 3 'reps' or whatever they would be called , 5 seconds or so.

Afterwards i say we should go find somewhere warmer and we leave.

Cootie Insurance was a lie , Mike owes me 50p that bastard

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooties

"Cooties is a word in North American English, used by children, referring to a fictitious disease or condition, often infecting members of the opposite sex"

HOLY SHIT IT WASNT REAL?! THIS IS BS.
IM PI55ED

On a similar note , the lurgy isnt real either.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lurgy

PS. http://www.ventrilo.com/status.php?hostname=calcium.typefrag.com&port=39301 , this is pretty cool.

PPS. This Video has some amazing comments - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tVKivOGAgo

You Tee Three?

So uh... yeah.

I downloaded UT3 ages ago and only recently just tried playing it online.

Apparently it works , ive tried 3 servers so far.
Server 1 : Played through one game , then got disconnected and found i was signed out , signed back in fine
Server 2 : Disconnected From server before i even joined
Server 3 : Worked flawlessly , although i had a KDR of like 1:8

The people who play online clearly play constantly and never do anything else because half the time when im playing i dont even get to see who killed me or with what weapon , i just turn into a bloody pile of jibs.



I do wish i had a better graphics card , whilst its still very playable the way it is now (see fullsize screenshot) its hardly breathtaking.

I of course blame the UT3 engine , although in UT3's unique case i do have to say that the resolution option is incredibly good - basically (for those who don't have the game) it allows you to set a proper resolution (eg. my native 1920x1200) and the game will work in that res for all of the non-3d elements , so things like menu screens , the HUD (as shown above) are all proper size at my 1920 res. However you can set the rendering thingy to a % between 50% and 100% , this'll mean that if you are running the game at 1000x1000 , it will render the game at 500x500 , stretch it and then add 1000x1000 res menus and HUD.
Pretty funky tbfh - im using 1440x900 in the screenshot @ 50% , lowest settings for everything.

On that note , i think when i finish my exams im gonna go get one of them 8800GTS 512's , there are far too many games i cant play now and the 8800GTS is only around £150 and steadily falling.

edit : hmm.. tried playing online again today and kept getting 'Connection Failed' maybe they're on to me.

ANGRY MAN IS ANGRY

THIS POST DOES NOT COMPLY WITH THE DATA PROTECTION ACT OF 1998 WHICH STATES THAT ONE SHOULD OBTAIN THE CONSENT OF THE DATA SUBJECT BEFORE DISCLOSING PICTURES OF THEM LOOKING VERY VERY PISSED OFF.

ALSO CR00ZE CONTROL.

THIS IS DAUGHTER , I VERY HAPPY IN THIS PICTURE AS CAN SEE BY MY FOREHEAD



THIS MY BEST FRIEND , I ONLY BEAT HIM UP 4 TIMES A DAY



THIS GUY IS FUCKING BASTARD , PICTURE WAS TAKE FOR NEWSPAPER TO SHOW ON GOOD TERMS IN CASE HE GOES MISSING YES.



PICTURE OF BEFORE MASSACRE OF 07' , IF I WIN ARM WRESTLE HE SAY I CAN BLUDGEON WHOLE AUDIENCE.



MY FRIEND ARE HAVE FUNNY FACE CONTEST , I WIN BECAUSE THEY SAY I WAS BEST. I ONLY GIVE MINOR BEATING TO ALL THAT NIGHT. THEY HAPPY.

Left 5 Dead

I lost interest in Left 4 Dead a while ago , the initial idea sounded great but then further details came out very slowly and little by little i realised I didn't really care as i probably wouldn't end up getting the game - especially when they announced the price tag would be somewhere around the price of £20-£30

This opinion changed after i saw the Left 4 Dead interview thing linked on that general shitfest of a webcomic Penny Arcade , i call it a shitfest of a comic but still read it , not sure why.
Moving swiftly on.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/33953.html

After seeing that gameplay video , this looks AWESOME.
Although only if you have good friends to play it with , it will inevitably suck major ass playing with strangers.

The 'zombies' or infected whatever they're called in this game- look pretty intense , i always thought they would be the walkover zombies from Resident Evil 1 or the Failure Gonad people from Resident Evil 4 who slowly march towards you.
Nuhuh , these bastards have been starved , they're hungry , they're vicious , and best of all (in the video at least) they're relentless. Sprinting at the player from every direction and then viciously clawing them to death - these guys are the saviors of this game.

And then there are those boss monsters and such , which werent featured much in the video but will probably be rather awesome to deal with in the same way that Nemesis from RE3 was awesome to deal with (and by that i mean OHSHITNEMESIS RUN FOR YOUR LIFE)

The only worrying thing about this game from my perspective would be the levels would get boring after a while , sure they talk about changing the AI and adapting it and randomly generating blah blah. It all sounds very good on the surface but it will inevitably get boring going through the same levels again and again.
Lets look at other popular FPS games , CS and TF2 , both definately feature some good AI , and by AI i mean actual people , people who will do any strategy and range from pro to complete noob - sure de_dust2 is fun for a long time but theres only so many ways you can do things before you run out of ideas.
Hopefully there will be a map maker of some sort , that would  be good , yes.
hope you're reading this turtlerock. Mapmaker. Okay?
Also , £10 RRP kthx.

Lets just hope it doesent turn into Zombie panic eh , which was fun for like a whole 5 minutes.

True Story

Childhood

When you cant think of something to blog about ,take to wikipedia!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playground_games

Its pretty fun to look through and search for the games you used to play as a wee lad/lass

'bulldog' , 'Blind mans bluff' , 'Tag' , 'Floor is lava' , 'sleeping lions' etc.

And then of course there were the pokemon cards - i remember this one time in my primary school where some kid's Charizard got jacked from his drawer in school.

Speaking of weird toys , does anyone remember those long stretchy sticky things? those were awesome.

Oh and the Sour Spray things! where you spray it into your mouth (and then quickly finish it and replace the liquid with something better tasting or harder to get out of hair)

I also remember the yoyo generation , but that got banned pretty quickly because all the guys would just try doing 'Around the world' and end up smacking people in the face with them.

Im just waffling now. Oh how i miss my childhood.

Offtopic : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgHpguBy2GY

Magnets Arrived!

They came they came!
20 of them!



Ive stuck just about every metallic object to the roof of my desk
Featured (left to right) : Swiss army knife thingy , nail clipper , webcam , bottle opener



They're even strong enough to hang my psp on :D

Gundemonium Recollection

So i found this game the other day , its a sidescrolling shooter , its called 'Gundemonium Recollection'

its pretty cool , and hard , although not as good as 'Jets n Guns' which i talked about a good while ago. (which i still up for download for those who never played it)

Some screenshots , only of level 1 because i actually haven't gotten any further because i keep dying.



Game has standard attack, mana attack ( which is like a little spell for your character , can slow down time ,shoot special attacks , laz0r b34m , etc ) , and of course Bomb attack - which generally clears the screen of anything bad or ups your firepower to rid0culous levels



I also uploaded a 3 minute video to youtube. - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tks6AZzu4Qo

You can probably find this at your local warez site if you want it.

In other news , got up to tainted lovers in Gitaroo Man on Masters play
Also Everyday shooter is pretty cool , an interesting mix between geometry wars and Every Extend Extra ,

Magnetizm?!?!

I just spent £10 on circular neodymium magnets , 20 of them to be precise.

Final Day of Work

So today at work the restaurant was quiet , very quiet.
I strolled around expecting a nice relaxing final day.
Suddenly - disaster struck. (no , my manager didn't come to talk to me)

A colleague told me he needed some help with something hard difficult (get your heads out of the gutter you cr33ps)
He led me upstairs where i was greeted by what would be the cause of arm pain , shoulder pain and a rather bad neckache.

Approximately 60-75 empty beer kegs sat before me.
"we need to get these downstairs at the back. - You grab those two and ill take these two , we'll take them to the lift otherwise it'll be tiring"
OTHERWISE IT'LL BE TIRING?! MOTHERFUCKER THESE THINGS ARE HEAVIER THAN THE XBOX
[Previous sentence may have been an exaggeration , according to wikipedia an empty Beer keg weighs approximately 30 pounds (13.5 kg) - the xbox as we all know weighs much more than that]

I take 2 beer kegs at a time to the lift , they're heavy enough just carrying but then when you get to the lift you have to stack them - this means setting them down and then lifting them up to approximately head height and placing them on top of other kegs. Painful.
Once the lift is full (with approximately 21 kegs) they all have to be taken downstairs , where they then need to be unstacked and restacked outside in the alley. My arms want to fall off at this point.

here's a photo i took of myself in the lift with the beer kegs. - ive censored certain parts of the picture due to looking like a muppet.


After loading and unloading beer kegs into the lift 3 times the alley way looked like this.



Great I thought to myself, that's over at last.
my colleague turned to me "halfway there now. back in the lift."
me : "oh. fuck."

Turns out gas canisters are actually even heavier than beer kegs despite looking slimmer and smaller , i guess its something to do with all the anti-explosion stuff they have to do to it to prevent it from going kapow due to pressure.
Same thing again , only this time we load the canisters into a stolen sainsburys trolley and wheel it into the lift , sounds easier but lifting those fucking canisters to a height where you can put them into a trolley is hard work.
We did this for 2 lift rounds , with 2 trolleys each round.

Result :


The purple and green gas canisters easily weigh double the amount of one of the Beer kegs , which is really saying something.

With that finished i take 5 minutes to relax and massage my neck which has somehow been greatly affected by all of this.

The rest of the day was a fairly normal one , I had lunch as normal on a sunday although this time i thought id try some of the other stuff.

From left to right
Glass of coke , Chicken satay with peanut sauce , Sushi , Pickled horseradish , Crispy duck pancake , Noodles with just about everything i could get my hands on (includes sweet and sour chicken ,fried tofu ,mincemeat , massala somethingorother , beef in blackbean sauce , prawns)



Finally the day finished , i got myself a bowl of chocolate ice cream and sat down for a few minutes , staring around at the place ive worked at for 8 months now.



Will i miss the other staff? Maybe , a few of them were nice

Will i miss my manager or Assistant Manager? Not a chance

Will i miss being a waiter? Probably

Will i miss the money? Yes.



Meng - Now unemployed.

Kilt?

What the fuck random guy in a kilt in the middle of town.

Earthworm jim had the most amazing Characters ever

On doing a little research on Jim after hearing Earthworm Jim 4 being in production , i came across a wiki article detailing all of the characters of the earthworm jim cartoon and game, they are BY FAR - THE MOST AMAZING characters conceived EVER.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Earthworm_Jim_characters

here are a few of my favourites.

Bob the Killer Goldfish

Bob the Killer Goldfish is a fictional villain in the Earthworm Jim video games and animated series. He is featured as a boss in all three of the console games. Bob, being just a goldfish, rides around in a small glass bowl and gets his feline minions, particularly Number Four, to do all the work for him.

Bob himself doesn't put up much of a fight. In Earthworm Jim, Jim simply knocks his bowl off a table and leaves him to flop around on the floor as Jim exits the level. In Earthworm Jim 2, in a parody of video game boss encounters, Bob is introduced with much drama in what appears to be a pre-boss-battle cutscene (including a Mortal Kombat-style "Fight!" message), only to have Jim suddenly pluck him from his bowl and eat him.

Evil the Cat

Evil the Cat is the manifestation of evil in its truest form (the cat). He rules over Planet Heck (residing elsewhere only for the hottest months). Molding Heck to his own vision of evil perfection, the planet is covered with spiked walls and precariously placed cliffs and ridges. The planet is also full of fiery pits and drops, which Evil has filled with all things evil he's found across the universe, ranging from rabid lawyers to elevator music

Queen Slug-for-a-Butt

The Evil Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Pus-filled, Malformed, Slug-for-a-Butt, (Queen Slug-for-a-Butt for short) is the final foe that Jim faces in the video game Earthworm Jim. She is the twin sister of Princess What's-Her-Name, though clearly failing to resemble her in any way. Queen Slug-for-a-Butt closely resembles a large queen insect, especially a queen termite.

Flamin' Yawn:

A play on "Filet Mignon", he is an Anthropomorphic T-Bone steak who served as the boss of "Level Ate". He can hover on a plate and spit fireballs.

The Spirital Hot-Sauce:

The Spirital Hot-Sauce appears in Earthworm Jim 3D, guiding Jim to becoming the "Lord of the Fries".

Turns His Eyelids Inside-Out Boy:

One of Jim's brief replacement sidekicks from the episode "Sidekicked". He made several subsequent appearances along with "The Hamsternator". He has the "power" to turn his eyelids inside out.

Walter:

Jim's cellmate in the episode "Conquer Worm" when Jim is sent to prison because of Evil Jim's crimes. He has very neglected teeth and likes to use Jim as dental floss, to the point where he refers to him as "Floss" when they meet up in future episodes.

Huh? What happened and where am i?

So Last night i wasnt online , shame because i kinda felt like playing some TF2.

Let me explain what happened.

At 8pm i felt rather sleepy , i thought id take a bit of a nap til 9:30pm.

The have a weird dream which i cant remember now (something about being locked out of a museum) and then my alarm goes off.

At this point im ultra mega tired so i jump out of bed and switch the alarm off , i glance at the time.

9:30

Fuck this shit , im not waking up at 9:30am (it was actually 9:30pm and still Friday)

I jump back into bed

My alarm goes off again. - I turn it off and look at the time. 8:20

I spent the next 20 minutes working out exactly what the fuck just happened and whether or not i actually went back in time or not , whether i had slept from 9:30am saturday to 8:20am sunday , whether i dreamed about waking up at 9:30 , whether im actually in a dream still etc etc.

So yeah, that's what happened , i think.

8th may - out with frances

8 pack of twisters on the bench by the lake

ice skating for an hour an a half

went to the post office , got a can of relentless (shit) and got her a whistle pop thing

went through the arcade , she made me sit on a rupert car thing and took a picture

popped into the disney store and tried hula hooping , failed

Walked past some people promoting trident soft , got about 6 sticks

Ran into felix and Lam whilst walking , i think they were holding hands o_o

went into HMV to look at stuff , saw £120 headphones ,she was too busy looking for the anime section

Went into waterstones to look at manga amongst other stuff , like that doodle book.

Sat on the indoor bench for a bit and called hoem to tell them we wont be back for dinner

Went out and headed to the brewery to play 2 games of pool , she's really bad at it.

Went down into sainsburys to look for something to eat , after much deliberation , whole cooked chicken , tissues , BBQ sauce , 2 liters of fruit juice and some cookies.

Went for walkies again , from the brewery to the church to the town hall and then round the back to where cash converters is , then sat at a bench near burger king

Tried on her top , its far too small for me.

Headed back to the bus stop and bid goodbye

Hello Kitty Medic Pack

http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/41506





You know you want it.

T-Shirt making

So i went to college today as normal expecting everything to be normal and normally everything is normal but today was not normal it was the opposite of normal it was Bizarre , which i suppose is a good thing because im supposed to be having a bizarre adventure right?

Anywho.

In the College Cafeteria there was some sort of event going on , live singing , bracelet making , some other origami looking thing and then... Tshirt painting.

Being the innovation master that i am , i knew i had to make something.

After a little thinking , i decided to go with this idea , inspired by this famoose website/picture.



(alternate angle)

It was pretty hard to do because of the way the paint was , you kinda had to squeeze the tube so that it falls on it properly.

A friend i was with made one too , hers is almost as amazing as mine.



Ftr. Disco-Ball Head Man He4d M4n!™ , is a superhero who can shoot laserbeams out of his Discoball head , he likes to toast bread with aforementioned Laserbeams however the evil scorpions try to stop him by soaking the bread with their watergun tails.

Not my creation , my creation was a guy that hates everyone and throws his eyeballs at people (the eyeballs grow back obviously) and can emit really bad annoying reggae music.

Heres one more picture, this time of all the other shirts people were making , they pale in comparison though.