Castlevania Arcade cabinet comes with WHIP CONTROLLER
YAAAAAAASSSS
On another note , Firefox has an interesting take on how to spell Castlevania.
Thursday, 31 July 2008
Castlereagh
Castlevania Arcade cabinet comes with WHIP CONTROLLER
YAAAAAAASSSS
On another note , Firefox has an interesting take on how to spell Castlevania.
Wednesday, 30 July 2008
Tuesday, 29 July 2008
What is the world coming to
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Saw this in sainsburys the other day , England is going crazy.
[/caption]Saw this in sainsburys the other day , England is going crazy.
The Dark Sore Throat (aka.The Dark Knight)
So practically dragged to the cinema today to watch the new Batman film which im sure you've all heard about.
Everybody said it looked really good in the trailers , that it got good reviews etc etc.
I was very sceptical (as usual) , the trailer made the film look pretty meh and it was very much on my list of 'films that probably wont get watched ever'
I was pleasantly surprised then when i watched the film and it didnt suck a massive pile of cocks. The film turned out to not be bad at all , infact i may even be persuaded into saying that it was 'good' although imo it misses the bar for 'awesome' by quite a margin.
(i should probably adapt some sort of fashion for 'reviewing' movies , since i seem to do it differently every time. Its nowhere near the standard of 'Pryme' s movie review blog posts - back when she used to actually update her fucking blog of course. I hope you're reading this Miss Stephanie , if that is your real name.)
SO THEN.
What made the film NOT suck?
- The joker - admittedly the films saving grace. Ledger turned the joker into a whitefaced clown into a true psychotic nutjob.
- The length of the film - it felt awfully long to me. Although not quite to the extent where its 'for godsake just let the film end' , it lets you feel like you got your moneys worth , particuarly that there are so many fucking twists and turns in the film that it feels like you've watched a trilogy.
- Morgan freeman - everyone loves Morgan freeman
- Batmans Sore throat - Was so fucking unneccesary that it was hilarious. It would appear that when he dons the batsuit™ he is forced to punch himself in the throat 8 times , eat a smal barb wire fence and then contract throat cancer.
Okay then , what made the film suck?
- Batman. - I hate batman. He doesent even have any super powers. pft.
- No batarangs - batman is supposed to have batarangs.
- The chinese guy gets burned to death , what the fuck is this racism.
- Harvey's face towards the end of the film , it was gross.
- Michael Caine - I fucking hate that guy. He's such a wank. Im yet to see one film where he doesent suck ass.
- Morgan Freeman - He never calls anyone a motherfucker :<
- The whole love story thing was crap.
- Batmans voice (again) - the whole sore throat thing just plain pisses you off towards the end of the film, it makes his mouth go all weird when he's talking to. That or he enjoys airing his gums or something?
End Note : Not as amazing as everyone claims , but a pretty good film. And this is coming from a guy that really dislikes batman.
Everybody said it looked really good in the trailers , that it got good reviews etc etc.
I was very sceptical (as usual) , the trailer made the film look pretty meh and it was very much on my list of 'films that probably wont get watched ever'
I was pleasantly surprised then when i watched the film and it didnt suck a massive pile of cocks. The film turned out to not be bad at all , infact i may even be persuaded into saying that it was 'good' although imo it misses the bar for 'awesome' by quite a margin.
(i should probably adapt some sort of fashion for 'reviewing' movies , since i seem to do it differently every time. Its nowhere near the standard of 'Pryme' s movie review blog posts - back when she used to actually update her fucking blog of course. I hope you're reading this Miss Stephanie , if that is your real name.)
SO THEN.
What made the film NOT suck?
- The joker - admittedly the films saving grace. Ledger turned the joker into a whitefaced clown into a true psychotic nutjob.
- The length of the film - it felt awfully long to me. Although not quite to the extent where its 'for godsake just let the film end' , it lets you feel like you got your moneys worth , particuarly that there are so many fucking twists and turns in the film that it feels like you've watched a trilogy.
- Morgan freeman - everyone loves Morgan freeman
- Batmans Sore throat - Was so fucking unneccesary that it was hilarious. It would appear that when he dons the batsuit™ he is forced to punch himself in the throat 8 times , eat a smal barb wire fence and then contract throat cancer.
Okay then , what made the film suck?
- Batman. - I hate batman. He doesent even have any super powers. pft.
- No batarangs - batman is supposed to have batarangs.
- The chinese guy gets burned to death , what the fuck is this racism.
- Harvey's face towards the end of the film , it was gross.
- Michael Caine - I fucking hate that guy. He's such a wank. Im yet to see one film where he doesent suck ass.
- Morgan Freeman - He never calls anyone a motherfucker :<
- The whole love story thing was crap.
- Batmans voice (again) - the whole sore throat thing just plain pisses you off towards the end of the film, it makes his mouth go all weird when he's talking to. That or he enjoys airing his gums or something?
End Note : Not as amazing as everyone claims , but a pretty good film. And this is coming from a guy that really dislikes batman.
Fuck you
HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY STILL BE DOING DIY NEXT DOOR ITS ALMOST FUCKING AUGUST FOR CHRISTS SAKE.
IM TIRED OF WAKING UP AT MOTHERFUCKING 9AM TO FUCKIN DRILLS AND HAMMERS AND SHIT.
IM TIRED OF WAKING UP AT MOTHERFUCKING 9AM TO FUCKIN DRILLS AND HAMMERS AND SHIT.
Sunday, 27 July 2008
Face Slapper. The game.
http://nigoro.jp/game/rosecamellia/rosecamellia.php
Its pretty damn amazing.
The 'Final slaps' or whatever you want to call them where the slap echos and shit is pretty amazing.
Its pretty damn amazing.
The 'Final slaps' or whatever you want to call them where the slap echos and shit is pretty amazing.
Saturday, 26 July 2008
Harold and Kumar escape from G.Bay
It was nowhere near as good as it should have been.
I still can't decide whether it was a bad film or whether it just didn't live up to the first film/my expectations of it.
Basic plotline is that they try to go to amsterdam , become falsely accused of being terrorists and then have to try and clear their name.
Obviously for Harold and Kumar life isnt simple ,and whoever came up with the plot for the film was clearly tripping on acid or something since s/he just throws all sorts of fucked up shit in there.
Theres also a fair amount of extra stuff for guys. Tits are fairly common and theres a scene where everyone (girls.) is showing off their pubes.
I normally at this point in the 'review' (if you really want to call it that.) tell you whether or not you should watch it. And i really don't have a clue.
I'm leaning towards 'Don't Bother' but at the same time it did have some funny parts and it wasn't by any stretch a horrible film.
If you really enjoyed the first film , you may as well give it a watch. The story follows on directly from the first film and even if you don't like it , its only 1hr 45mins.
Obviously if you havent seen the first film don't even bother.
ps. theres a scene with George Bush getting high.
pps. theres also a scene with a bottomless girl doing a backwards handstand thing. And if you have the HD version , its fucking hot.
I still can't decide whether it was a bad film or whether it just didn't live up to the first film/my expectations of it.
Basic plotline is that they try to go to amsterdam , become falsely accused of being terrorists and then have to try and clear their name.
Obviously for Harold and Kumar life isnt simple ,and whoever came up with the plot for the film was clearly tripping on acid or something since s/he just throws all sorts of fucked up shit in there.
Theres also a fair amount of extra stuff for guys. Tits are fairly common and theres a scene where everyone (girls.) is showing off their pubes.
I normally at this point in the 'review' (if you really want to call it that.) tell you whether or not you should watch it. And i really don't have a clue.
I'm leaning towards 'Don't Bother' but at the same time it did have some funny parts and it wasn't by any stretch a horrible film.
If you really enjoyed the first film , you may as well give it a watch. The story follows on directly from the first film and even if you don't like it , its only 1hr 45mins.
Obviously if you havent seen the first film don't even bother.
ps. theres a scene with George Bush getting high.
pps. theres also a scene with a bottomless girl doing a backwards handstand thing. And if you have the HD version , its fucking hot.
Friday, 25 July 2008
Thursday, 24 July 2008
W...Wait.. Really?
August 26, 2008
I'm pretty exciteD for ULTRA BEATDOWN
btw , not sure how long its been out but they released a single of a song from the album.
youtube link is here
I love how its the EXACT SAME SONG but with slightly modified lyrics.
After Dinner Mints
So today we decided to go skating. Me , hawk and Dave took our gear , and headed into the sun.
And then we had a fun day of relaxing in the sun , staring at the sky through leaves , skating around , climbing trees (or i did anyway) and other relaxing summer stuff.
Content with our day out , we headed to tesco, for a very late lunch/early dinner.
[caption id="attachment_619" align="alignnone" width="550" caption="A view down at Dave and skates from up in the tree"]
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At Tescos we all semi wondered around wandering what to buy for dinner.
At first i thought of buying some ham and then crusty rolls.
We found dave staring at baby octopus in a jar , he challenged us to a battle of manhood. We declined.
Eventually we bought BBQ Chicken and the crusty rolls , with a 2L bottle of 'juice' (term 'juice' is used lightly , it was probably closer to liquid sugar. oh well.)
We headed back into tescos after eating our chicken for some desert.
8 'Fab' Ice lollys for a pound. Sorted.
Fab Lolly picture for those who don't know what it is (it's a strawberry ice lolly with white jelly stuff and sprinkles on , its also rather yummy.)
However we then ventured into the wrong aisle or something. Dave held a pack of tesco brand 'After DInner Mints' ....
The clouds darkened and thunder sounded in the distance.
It'll be a laugh we thought , they'll be so bad it'll be funny.
We bought them.
Upon opening the box outside , we found they were very similar shaped to 'After Eights' , the product they were obviously aiming to rip off. - Obviously though they were not individually wrapped , nor were they any fucking good.
(sample picture of after eights , i really have no idea what you Americans/Estonians/Foreigners have and don't have.)
I'll talk you through the experience , since you'll likely never experience it in your own lifetime.
Stage 1 : You have just placed the 'After Dinner Mint' (hereby shortened to ADM - which sounds sorta like a diesease. Appropriate.) into your mouth. You can taste the cheap dark chocolate against your tongue. It's sorta bitter , being dark chocolate and all , but its not that bad.
You bite into it.
Stage 2 : The mint sauce/juice/jizz/liquid/stuff oozes out of the ADM and onto your teeth and roof of your mouth. your teeth feel tingly. Then the mint sauce begins to flow around your mouth. It engulfs your tongue.
Stage 3 : The mint sauce transforms into a liquid apocalypse against your tongue. it is Strong. very Strong. You convince yourself it doesent taste so bad, however 10 seconds later the taste still lingers and you wish you had never put the ADM into your mouth.
Stage 4 : The cheap chocolate shows its true form , it is chewy and gives off more of its bitter flavour. It mingles with the mint nastiness still in your mouth because you was afraid to swallow it. You've entered a new level of worry that you may need to eat 17 Fab lolly's to get rid of the taste.
Stage 5 : The mint sauce and melted chocolate and saliva have combined to form one large pool of liquid in the bottom of your mouth. You know you have to swallow it or you'll drown in it. You swallow.
The Mint slowly travels down your throat. You imagine this is how Keanu Reaves felt in the matrix in that bit where the mirror goes down his throat.
Stage 6?: By this point you have either spat the ADM out or swallowed it all. The worst of the taste has gone , however there is still a strong lingering of mint and bitter dark chocolate.
You should NOT try to wash it down with cheap tesco fruit juice. This is similar to trying to put out a fire with tesco fruit juice - that is , it'll work , but you'll need to use a lot and the fruit juice wont taste anywhere near as nice after you've extinguished fire with it. [i have no idea what im talking about]
We had 8 Fab ice lollys , after eating the first ADM we had 2 each (there were 3 of us.).
We had 2 Fab's left. How do we decide who gets them?
We look back at the pack of ADM's. There are 13 left. We divide them into 3 piles.
"whoever spits it out first loses. - you have to chew twice."
[caption id="attachment_621" align="alignnone" width="550" caption="Fresh from my mouth."]
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[caption id="attachment_622" align="alignnone" width="550" caption="ew (fresh from dave's mouth.)"]
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Meng : 1
Hawk : 1
Dave : 0
Kudos if you read this entire blog post. It's probably one of my longer ones. (about 10 words less than my NiGHTS review which holds current record.)
And then we had a fun day of relaxing in the sun , staring at the sky through leaves , skating around , climbing trees (or i did anyway) and other relaxing summer stuff.
Content with our day out , we headed to tesco, for a very late lunch/early dinner.
[caption id="attachment_619" align="alignnone" width="550" caption="A view down at Dave and skates from up in the tree"]
[/caption]At Tescos we all semi wondered around wandering what to buy for dinner.
At first i thought of buying some ham and then crusty rolls.
We found dave staring at baby octopus in a jar , he challenged us to a battle of manhood. We declined.
Eventually we bought BBQ Chicken and the crusty rolls , with a 2L bottle of 'juice' (term 'juice' is used lightly , it was probably closer to liquid sugar. oh well.)
We headed back into tescos after eating our chicken for some desert.
8 'Fab' Ice lollys for a pound. Sorted.
Fab Lolly picture for those who don't know what it is (it's a strawberry ice lolly with white jelly stuff and sprinkles on , its also rather yummy.)
However we then ventured into the wrong aisle or something. Dave held a pack of tesco brand 'After DInner Mints' ....
The clouds darkened and thunder sounded in the distance.
It'll be a laugh we thought , they'll be so bad it'll be funny.
We bought them.
Upon opening the box outside , we found they were very similar shaped to 'After Eights' , the product they were obviously aiming to rip off. - Obviously though they were not individually wrapped , nor were they any fucking good.
(sample picture of after eights , i really have no idea what you Americans/Estonians/Foreigners have and don't have.)
I'll talk you through the experience , since you'll likely never experience it in your own lifetime.
Stage 1 : You have just placed the 'After Dinner Mint' (hereby shortened to ADM - which sounds sorta like a diesease. Appropriate.) into your mouth. You can taste the cheap dark chocolate against your tongue. It's sorta bitter , being dark chocolate and all , but its not that bad.
You bite into it.
Stage 2 : The mint sauce/juice/jizz/liquid/stuff oozes out of the ADM and onto your teeth and roof of your mouth. your teeth feel tingly. Then the mint sauce begins to flow around your mouth. It engulfs your tongue.
Stage 3 : The mint sauce transforms into a liquid apocalypse against your tongue. it is Strong. very Strong. You convince yourself it doesent taste so bad, however 10 seconds later the taste still lingers and you wish you had never put the ADM into your mouth.
Stage 4 : The cheap chocolate shows its true form , it is chewy and gives off more of its bitter flavour. It mingles with the mint nastiness still in your mouth because you was afraid to swallow it. You've entered a new level of worry that you may need to eat 17 Fab lolly's to get rid of the taste.
Stage 5 : The mint sauce and melted chocolate and saliva have combined to form one large pool of liquid in the bottom of your mouth. You know you have to swallow it or you'll drown in it. You swallow.
The Mint slowly travels down your throat. You imagine this is how Keanu Reaves felt in the matrix in that bit where the mirror goes down his throat.
Stage 6?: By this point you have either spat the ADM out or swallowed it all. The worst of the taste has gone , however there is still a strong lingering of mint and bitter dark chocolate.
You should NOT try to wash it down with cheap tesco fruit juice. This is similar to trying to put out a fire with tesco fruit juice - that is , it'll work , but you'll need to use a lot and the fruit juice wont taste anywhere near as nice after you've extinguished fire with it. [i have no idea what im talking about]
We had 8 Fab ice lollys , after eating the first ADM we had 2 each (there were 3 of us.).
We had 2 Fab's left. How do we decide who gets them?
We look back at the pack of ADM's. There are 13 left. We divide them into 3 piles.
"whoever spits it out first loses. - you have to chew twice."
[caption id="attachment_621" align="alignnone" width="550" caption="Fresh from my mouth."]
[/caption][caption id="attachment_622" align="alignnone" width="550" caption="ew (fresh from dave's mouth.)"]
[/caption]Meng : 1
Hawk : 1
Dave : 0
Kudos if you read this entire blog post. It's probably one of my longer ones. (about 10 words less than my NiGHTS review which holds current record.)
We're Back
So the lovely folks at dreamhost disabled the account temporarily because some fucknut uploaded a phishing site to the uploader. This has led me to believe that the uploader form isn't ver secure (or not secure enough) , I've left it there for the meantime and i'd like all users to keep a little eye on it to make sure nothing fucked up comes along. (bots are horrible.)
I've also temporarily disabled the forums , because i think its pretty clear that the bots have most of the fun there and i believe it may be attracting more bots - Kind of like a bot dark alley where the first bots become hookers and then other nasty people start coming to visit the hookers and then those people bring their friends for bot orgy and then more hookers come because they hear its good business and then more nasty people come to..... (etc)
I've also temporarily disabled the forums , because i think its pretty clear that the bots have most of the fun there and i believe it may be attracting more bots - Kind of like a bot dark alley where the first bots become hookers and then other nasty people start coming to visit the hookers and then those people bring their friends for bot orgy and then more hookers come because they hear its good business and then more nasty people come to..... (etc)
Wednesday, 23 July 2008
Chickens can eat grass
Needless to say , the weather here in England has been most lovely , so lovely that ive been going out pretty much every day and havent had much time to update the ol' blog with anything good.
Highlight of the past 2 days , i Fell asleep in a park.
oooh , i also found out that chickens and rabbits eat grass. I KNOW. CHICKENS. AND RABBITS. EATING GRASS. WTF RITE?
I also (late i'll admit) declare XKCD , officially. Shit.
ps. YAAAAAAASSSS. Just found harold and Kumar escape from guantanamo bay in 720p 5.1 DTS. I love HDbits.
pps. Rumour : Square enix ™'s 'Echoes of Time' , Possible new Chrono Trigger game or perhaps just a subtitle for the DS remake they're doing.
ppps. Just realised i still had Talisman Online installed
Highlight of the past 2 days , i Fell asleep in a park.
oooh , i also found out that chickens and rabbits eat grass. I KNOW. CHICKENS. AND RABBITS. EATING GRASS. WTF RITE?
I also (late i'll admit) declare XKCD , officially. Shit.
ps. YAAAAAAASSSS. Just found harold and Kumar escape from guantanamo bay in 720p 5.1 DTS. I love HDbits.
pps. Rumour : Square enix ™'s 'Echoes of Time' , Possible new Chrono Trigger game or perhaps just a subtitle for the DS remake they're doing.
ppps. Just realised i still had Talisman Online installed
Monday, 21 July 2008
Fun in Rollercoaster Tycoon 3
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mmm.. a mixed day today.
Woke up at 12 , played some Fable. Had to go out at 3 or so for a dentists appointment , he says i need another filling :<
I revoke his opinion by persuading mum to go to sainsburys and buy 2L of ice cream and some chocolate bars to blend (DIY Shakeaway style)
After coming home i then spent what felt like forever playing RCT3 and going bankrupt because stupid people won't buy my shit.
5 minutes ago , i made the mikshake. We went for a Kitkat chunky. Probably not the best idea since it took fucking yonks to blend. I had to take the bar out and break it up a bit by hand too. I guess our blender isnt quite cut out for it. Maybe we should get one o dem blendtec things.
And i guess thats it for today , Felt like i did more today in my head. But i guess half of that stuff is boring to you guys.
Woke up at 12 , played some Fable. Had to go out at 3 or so for a dentists appointment , he says i need another filling :<
I revoke his opinion by persuading mum to go to sainsburys and buy 2L of ice cream and some chocolate bars to blend (DIY Shakeaway style)
After coming home i then spent what felt like forever playing RCT3 and going bankrupt because stupid people won't buy my shit.
5 minutes ago , i made the mikshake. We went for a Kitkat chunky. Probably not the best idea since it took fucking yonks to blend. I had to take the bar out and break it up a bit by hand too. I guess our blender isnt quite cut out for it. Maybe we should get one o dem blendtec things.
And i guess thats it for today , Felt like i did more today in my head. But i guess half of that stuff is boring to you guys.
Sunday, 20 July 2008
Your Mall Just Got Tagged ,Yo!
So as a battle of skill , cunning and awesome ,we decided to have a battle at...
MALL TYCOON 3
Now obviously its no rollercoaster tycoon , nor is it Theme hospital , or theme park , or Sim CIty or anything truly amazing that you could spend days playing. But i actually thought this was quite a fun little game.
Some points to note though :
- Everything other than the first 3 or so shops you place will be unprofitable for the first 3 years they're there.
- Black security offers seem to be more effective than their white counterparts
- People love to litter
- Benches get broken after 5 minutes unless you have engineers
- Place an entrance
I actually really wanna play Rollercoaster Tycoon now, I still cant decide whether i like the old pixel based ones or the 3d one better. Leaning towards RCT2 for nostalgia factor but i only have RCT3 installed atm =(
ps. Pet shop has just been robbed!
pps. A criminal has just escaped!!
ppps. Pet shop is struggling!!!
MALL TYCOON 3
Now obviously its no rollercoaster tycoon , nor is it Theme hospital , or theme park , or Sim CIty or anything truly amazing that you could spend days playing. But i actually thought this was quite a fun little game.
Some points to note though :
- Everything other than the first 3 or so shops you place will be unprofitable for the first 3 years they're there.
- Black security offers seem to be more effective than their white counterparts
- People love to litter
- Benches get broken after 5 minutes unless you have engineers
- Place an entrance
I actually really wanna play Rollercoaster Tycoon now, I still cant decide whether i like the old pixel based ones or the 3d one better. Leaning towards RCT2 for nostalgia factor but i only have RCT3 installed atm =(
ps. Pet shop has just been robbed!
pps. A criminal has just escaped!!
ppps. Pet shop is struggling!!!
Saturday, 19 July 2008
Uploader
K. after a tip off that people have been misusing the uploader i had to play around with it.
Approx 2 hours or so of messing around later , i ended up with exactly the same thing that i started with , but a slightly more up to date version which includes password protection.
If you dont know the password and you think you can get it off me , do ask.
If you dont think you'll be able to get me to tell you the password , you probably shouldnt ask.
Misc files have been cleaned up (anything with EXE in the name , a few naked leetfella pictures , etc etc) , most of the 'noise' files have been moved to uploads/MUSIC (CAPITAL 'MUSIC'. BECAUSE EVERYTHING IN THE FOLDER IS REALLY LOUD AND YOU PROBABLY SHOULDNT CHECK IT OUT)
I had to redo the file permission things on the hoster.
If i forgot any important extensions you need - and i probably have - drop a comment or tell me or whatever.
www.MBA~.com/host.php - Uploader , still the same URL
www.MBA~.com/uploads/ - Also still the same URL , arent i considerate
Approx 2 hours or so of messing around later , i ended up with exactly the same thing that i started with , but a slightly more up to date version which includes password protection.
If you dont know the password and you think you can get it off me , do ask.
If you dont think you'll be able to get me to tell you the password , you probably shouldnt ask.
Misc files have been cleaned up (anything with EXE in the name , a few naked leetfella pictures , etc etc) , most of the 'noise' files have been moved to uploads/MUSIC (CAPITAL 'MUSIC'. BECAUSE EVERYTHING IN THE FOLDER IS REALLY LOUD AND YOU PROBABLY SHOULDNT CHECK IT OUT)
I had to redo the file permission things on the hoster.
If i forgot any important extensions you need - and i probably have - drop a comment or tell me or whatever.
www.MBA~.com/host.php - Uploader , still the same URL
www.MBA~.com/uploads/ - Also still the same URL , arent i considerate
Friday, 18 July 2008
Just a day just an... ordinary day..
What a slow Friday.
I woke up at 11 , the sun had slipped through my curtains and was giving eyelids a lovely tanning (and by lovely I mean horrible and painful)
I spend some time on MSN before doing anything.
Played some AoC at some point , werewolf kicked our ass pretty hard. Where the hell is anony :<
Im pretty psyched for all the PVP stuff to kick in , PVP is always pretty fun out in the fields (assuming they're within 5 levels of you - or you have some groupies with you). Being able to actual level and shit from PKing would be pretty great. [ps. No escape.]
I installed 'Beyond good and Evi'l and 'Fable: The lost chapters' too.
BGAE has shit widescreen support , and by that i mean it doesent. Stretch FTL - especially when it has letterboxing even in 4:3 :<
After some initial problems with Fable (not compatible with windowblinds) i started playing , initial reactions were not good. The combat seemed kinda boring and such. But then eventually you turn into an IG Adult and everything starts kicking off. You can shop for weapons and armour , lots of quests , story quests , Swordplay , Archery and Magic all seem to combine seemlessly and you're not really required to stick to one archtype (i hope i used that properly) although naturally your character will probably be biased towards whatever you as a person tend to use most. The graphics arent bad too considering how old the game is - with bloom used in a way that isnt retarded. Im still slowly plowing through the game , but its pretty damn good (although a tidge linear from what ive seen so far , with the quests being 'annihilate the enemy' and 'escort asshole to X' in a 50:50 proportion. )
PS. my guy is a RangerMage dude :D
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This is probably the best E3 trailer ever.
I woke up at 11 , the sun had slipped through my curtains and was giving eyelids a lovely tanning (and by lovely I mean horrible and painful)
I spend some time on MSN before doing anything.
Played some AoC at some point , werewolf kicked our ass pretty hard. Where the hell is anony :<
Im pretty psyched for all the PVP stuff to kick in , PVP is always pretty fun out in the fields (assuming they're within 5 levels of you - or you have some groupies with you). Being able to actual level and shit from PKing would be pretty great. [ps. No escape.]
I installed 'Beyond good and Evi'l and 'Fable: The lost chapters' too.
BGAE has shit widescreen support , and by that i mean it doesent. Stretch FTL - especially when it has letterboxing even in 4:3 :<
After some initial problems with Fable (not compatible with windowblinds) i started playing , initial reactions were not good. The combat seemed kinda boring and such. But then eventually you turn into an IG Adult and everything starts kicking off. You can shop for weapons and armour , lots of quests , story quests , Swordplay , Archery and Magic all seem to combine seemlessly and you're not really required to stick to one archtype (i hope i used that properly) although naturally your character will probably be biased towards whatever you as a person tend to use most. The graphics arent bad too considering how old the game is - with bloom used in a way that isnt retarded. Im still slowly plowing through the game , but its pretty damn good (although a tidge linear from what ive seen so far , with the quests being 'annihilate the enemy' and 'escort asshole to X' in a 50:50 proportion. )
PS. my guy is a RangerMage dude :D
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This is probably the best E3 trailer ever.
Thursday, 17 July 2008
Bald Guyz
So whilst walking around boots in town today (dont ask.) we came across this amazing innovative line of products.
Yes. You are seeing correctly.
This is a range of products called 'Bald GuyZ' (WITH A FUCKING Z ON THE END)
The only products they do are the ones featured (the one on the left is Shave gel btw) , I didnt even consider that bald people would want to buy refreshing head wipes but there you go.
Entrepreneurs at work here for sure.
They saw there was a gap in the market for bald people and they struck harder and faster than lightning.
Yes. You are seeing correctly.
This is a range of products called 'Bald GuyZ' (WITH A FUCKING Z ON THE END)
The only products they do are the ones featured (the one on the left is Shave gel btw) , I didnt even consider that bald people would want to buy refreshing head wipes but there you go.
Entrepreneurs at work here for sure.
They saw there was a gap in the market for bald people and they struck harder and faster than lightning.
Wednesday, 16 July 2008
Warhammer online
jesus christ this thing has like 20 classes.
6 races , each with 3-4 classes each. Thats bound to be a hell of a bitch to balance.
I mean , AoC has 12 classes and all of the balance issues are obscene. And there are crappy underplayed characters galore (Dark templar , Assassin)...
Then again i suppose RO had about 18 true classes (and then all the rebirth shit)
I suppooooose it looks intresting , but i think ill wait til i get bored of AoC to consider picking it up.
[[Speaking of AoC , im making a character of 'Deathwhisper' atm which is supposedly the most populated server. Wanna see if our server is really that unpopulated.]]
6 races , each with 3-4 classes each. Thats bound to be a hell of a bitch to balance.
I mean , AoC has 12 classes and all of the balance issues are obscene. And there are crappy underplayed characters galore (Dark templar , Assassin)...
Then again i suppose RO had about 18 true classes (and then all the rebirth shit)
I suppooooose it looks intresting , but i think ill wait til i get bored of AoC to consider picking it up.
[[Speaking of AoC , im making a character of 'Deathwhisper' atm which is supposedly the most populated server. Wanna see if our server is really that unpopulated.]]
Tuesday, 15 July 2008
!rtv
Walking around Romford today , came across this near gamestation on a vending machine.
DO NOT ROCK THE VENDING MACHINE OR IT MAY COME TO LIFE AND WOMP YOU AND YOU WILL SERIOUS INJURY OR DEATH.
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So ive been subjected to all sorts of manual labour recently. Yesterday i was asked to paint my fence thing (i got paint over some of my hand , leg , arm and a big splodge on my right big toe (no pics im afraid)
And today i was asked to remove a giant bush thing from my garden! It pricked me and everything! :< :< :<
I've also been asked to cut the grass and i have a shitton of ironing clothes to do. Sucks2b Meng
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Also. how to NOT cut your hair.
DO NOT ROCK THE VENDING MACHINE OR IT MAY COME TO LIFE AND WOMP YOU AND YOU WILL SERIOUS INJURY OR DEATH.
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So ive been subjected to all sorts of manual labour recently. Yesterday i was asked to paint my fence thing (i got paint over some of my hand , leg , arm and a big splodge on my right big toe (no pics im afraid)
And today i was asked to remove a giant bush thing from my garden! It pricked me and everything! :< :< :<
I've also been asked to cut the grass and i have a shitton of ironing clothes to do. Sucks2b Meng
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Also. how to NOT cut your hair.
The Forbidden Kingdom
What the hell did i just spend 1 and a half hours watching :|
It felt like i was watching the continuation of the Karate Kid , complete with old dying mister Miyagi too
The story was horrible at best, i mean i know its a fighting story revolving around fighting but a Kid from boston gets sucked back to Olden times china to fight off- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
Im not sure if its the version of the film i was given , but there are quite a few scenes towards the start of the film where people are talking mandarin and theres no subtitles. Which was kind of confusing. Although not as confusing when all the main characters began speaking English. Im not sure if this is the films version of telling us that he (the main white guy character) learns Mandarin passively , or that every 1/5 chinese people can speak (nega-)fluent English. The voices are so bad i think id much rather prefer them to all speak Mandarin and give me some subtitles because at least then id be able to understand what in the world they are saying.
The monkey king as well , a sort of important character is annoying as hell to watch - but maybe thats just my personal opinion.
The fight scenes are this films saving grace , although unfortunately they seem to be far and few. Considering this is a film focusing on martial arts and what not , it seems like there isnt much of it. With the film focusing more on the stupid white kid's training and other BS.
Summary : Think 'Karate Kid' goes 'Back to the future' in 'Big Trouble in Little China' with a hint of 'House of flying daggers' but replacing Daggers with horrible painful ear violating noise weakly resembling dialogue.
It felt like i was watching the continuation of the Karate Kid , complete with old dying mister Miyagi too
The story was horrible at best, i mean i know its a fighting story revolving around fighting but a Kid from boston gets sucked back to Olden times china to fight off- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
Im not sure if its the version of the film i was given , but there are quite a few scenes towards the start of the film where people are talking mandarin and theres no subtitles. Which was kind of confusing. Although not as confusing when all the main characters began speaking English. Im not sure if this is the films version of telling us that he (the main white guy character) learns Mandarin passively , or that every 1/5 chinese people can speak (nega-)fluent English. The voices are so bad i think id much rather prefer them to all speak Mandarin and give me some subtitles because at least then id be able to understand what in the world they are saying.
The monkey king as well , a sort of important character is annoying as hell to watch - but maybe thats just my personal opinion.
The fight scenes are this films saving grace , although unfortunately they seem to be far and few. Considering this is a film focusing on martial arts and what not , it seems like there isnt much of it. With the film focusing more on the stupid white kid's training and other BS.
Summary : Think 'Karate Kid' goes 'Back to the future' in 'Big Trouble in Little China' with a hint of 'House of flying daggers' but replacing Daggers with horrible painful ear violating noise weakly resembling dialogue.
FF13 to X360 , truthful cake and a Chemistry Lesson
Final Fantasy XIII coming to 360 as well as PS3.
Theres one more exclusive for the PS3 gone. MGS4 and possibly DIsgaea 3 are probably the only PS3 only titles i can think of right now. Which is sort of worrying.
I hope its something ridiculous like 4 DVD9's or whatever too.
Also. Call me a pessimist but i really don't see the above graphics being the real time game graphics. I'm sure they'll get nerf'd to FF8 graphics before you know it due to horrible frames and such. The PS3 isnt THAAAT powerful after all.
This guy has a convincing argument to keep FF13 a PS3 exclusive.
And by convincing i mean horrible and hilarious.
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Not sure if i condone this or not.
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Heres an informative video explaining detailed chemical attractions in a simplified form.
After watching this video you can probably attempt an AS Chemistry paper and pass it no problem.
Theres one more exclusive for the PS3 gone. MGS4 and possibly DIsgaea 3 are probably the only PS3 only titles i can think of right now. Which is sort of worrying.
I hope its something ridiculous like 4 DVD9's or whatever too.
Also. Call me a pessimist but i really don't see the above graphics being the real time game graphics. I'm sure they'll get nerf'd to FF8 graphics before you know it due to horrible frames and such. The PS3 isnt THAAAT powerful after all.
This guy has a convincing argument to keep FF13 a PS3 exclusive.
And by convincing i mean horrible and hilarious.
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Not sure if i condone this or not.
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Heres an informative video explaining detailed chemical attractions in a simplified form.
After watching this video you can probably attempt an AS Chemistry paper and pass it no problem.
Monday, 14 July 2008
FrUiT My5tErY!!!11
http://home.wildit.net.au/hellohelloben/mystery.html
This right here is DOWNRIGHT AMAZING SUPER AWESOME HAPPY MAG1C FUNTIMEZ 4 REAL
Sunday, 13 July 2008
Batty 4 u
So i was sitting around , browsing interwebs as normal when i get a message from frances on MSN.
'Guess what my cat just brought in'
I sat and thought , what do cats bring? Birds? Mice? Birdmice?
'more exotic' was her next clue
This completely threw me off into thinking it might have been some form of tropical fruit.
After some guessing , she told me.
IT WAS A FRIGGIN BAT. WTF.
I didnt even know we had bats in england.
Or if they were i would have thought it would be in a cave or something.
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Also , intresting video on lag compensation in TF2.
http://www.freshbite.info/fnews_1215656105_10375.htm
its a bit long and drawn out , but its pretty intresting.
'Guess what my cat just brought in'
I sat and thought , what do cats bring? Birds? Mice? Birdmice?
'more exotic' was her next clue
This completely threw me off into thinking it might have been some form of tropical fruit.
After some guessing , she told me.
IT WAS A FRIGGIN BAT. WTF.
I didnt even know we had bats in england.
Or if they were i would have thought it would be in a cave or something.
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Also , intresting video on lag compensation in TF2.
http://www.freshbite.info/fnews_1215656105_10375.htm
its a bit long and drawn out , but its pretty intresting.
Saturday, 12 July 2008
The Newspaper
So as i was riding the bus to Romford , i sat down next to a newspaper.
You know when you just see a newspaper and assume its a newspaper....
So im sitting there , and i grab the newspaper. Open it up...
What the...
http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/photo-0321.jpg
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also. new game by Konami.
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Also a joke. -
So theres a horse behind the bar , a guy comes in and asks "why the long face" and the horse says "IT'S BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING HORSE GET OUT OF MY PUB YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
You know when you just see a newspaper and assume its a newspaper....
So im sitting there , and i grab the newspaper. Open it up...
What the...
http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/photo-0321.jpg
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also. new game by Konami.
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Also a joke. -
So theres a horse behind the bar , a guy comes in and asks "why the long face" and the horse says "IT'S BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING HORSE GET OUT OF MY PUB YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
More Milkshakes , and geese (the animal not the fighter)
So persuading lower level people to kill you in Age of Conan is somewhat hard.
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Went to lakeside today with frances , for no real reason as usual i guess.
Did have another one of those Shakeaway Milkshake awesomeness things.
Today i got the 'Chocolate Hob Nob' one , she got the 'Terry's Chocolate Orange'.
I actually think she got the better deal since hers was pretty strong tasting. That isnt to say that mine wasnt amazing though.
Ive tried 8 of them so far now.
Oreo , Rolo , Strawberry Laces , Terrys Choc Orange , Choc Hob Nobs , Chocolate Pop Tarts , Ferrero Rocher , Dime.
I think Ferrero Rocher and terrys Choc Orange are at the top at the moment , followed by Oreo.
At the bottom would be Rolo (which was way too weak) , Dime and then Strawberry Laces (which also wasnt really strong enough)
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Picture of my aunt in the park , with a loaf of bread.
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Went to lakeside today with frances , for no real reason as usual i guess.
Did have another one of those Shakeaway Milkshake awesomeness things.
Today i got the 'Chocolate Hob Nob' one , she got the 'Terry's Chocolate Orange'.
I actually think she got the better deal since hers was pretty strong tasting. That isnt to say that mine wasnt amazing though.
Ive tried 8 of them so far now.
Oreo , Rolo , Strawberry Laces , Terrys Choc Orange , Choc Hob Nobs , Chocolate Pop Tarts , Ferrero Rocher , Dime.
I think Ferrero Rocher and terrys Choc Orange are at the top at the moment , followed by Oreo.
At the bottom would be Rolo (which was way too weak) , Dime and then Strawberry Laces (which also wasnt really strong enough)
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Picture of my aunt in the park , with a loaf of bread.
Friday, 11 July 2008
Movies...
So yesterday i saw 28 weeks later
Good for a laugh , those zombies are rather funny looking - not to mention relentless.
Blood aplenty and the bad guy has some amazing scenes (in which he basically spaz'z out and does the zombie blood vomit from metal slug.)
Infact , you should probably all just watch the film for the zombie blood vomiting - double infact , they should make a sequel called 28 months later which is just a group of 10 zombies going into africa and zombie vomiting over everyone and everything. Id watch it.
Be warned that the film has a really crap ending - Sorta like Cloverfields ending.
Today i saw Die Hard 4.0 (Or 'Live Free or Die Hard' depending on where you live)
Solid bruce Willis action, completely with 1 liners aplenty. The story is sort of good i guueeeeess.. a little hard to understand but its good stuff.
Action scenes are certainly all present.
As is Bruce Willis.
Could do with more nudity , particuarly from McClane's Daughter and the asian badguychick who never dies.
Worth a watch f0 sure.
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Oh right , not sure if i linked this once before but i just found it again.
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Also. Frances wanted a mention , not sure why.
Don't even condone you reading this blog , what if i want to post porn? I'd feel weird about doing it now >:[
AlsoAlso. Adam is a retard.
edit: Thinking about it now , I do wonder who even visits this site reguarly. I get the feeling theres probably a bunch of people that do but have never posted a comment or let me know they read etc etc.
Good for a laugh , those zombies are rather funny looking - not to mention relentless.
Blood aplenty and the bad guy has some amazing scenes (in which he basically spaz'z out and does the zombie blood vomit from metal slug.)
Infact , you should probably all just watch the film for the zombie blood vomiting - double infact , they should make a sequel called 28 months later which is just a group of 10 zombies going into africa and zombie vomiting over everyone and everything. Id watch it.
Be warned that the film has a really crap ending - Sorta like Cloverfields ending.
Today i saw Die Hard 4.0 (Or 'Live Free or Die Hard' depending on where you live)
Solid bruce Willis action, completely with 1 liners aplenty. The story is sort of good i guueeeeess.. a little hard to understand but its good stuff.
Action scenes are certainly all present.
As is Bruce Willis.
Could do with more nudity , particuarly from McClane's Daughter and the asian badguychick who never dies.
Worth a watch f0 sure.
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Oh right , not sure if i linked this once before but i just found it again.
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Also. Frances wanted a mention , not sure why.
Don't even condone you reading this blog , what if i want to post porn? I'd feel weird about doing it now >:[
AlsoAlso. Adam is a retard.
edit: Thinking about it now , I do wonder who even visits this site reguarly. I get the feeling theres probably a bunch of people that do but have never posted a comment or let me know they read etc etc.
Thursday, 10 July 2008
ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA
also. Max payne Movie Trailer - http://ve3d.ign.com/videos/31425/PC/Max-Payne
Wednesday, 9 July 2008
gw0b
So google are beta'ing a new thingy which is sort of like their take on Habbo / Second Life / Sony's 'Home' thing.
Google are taking over the world D: (hence why they made google earth - to plan their domination)
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In other news
DDR went Xtreme
Complete with mad jaggy edges and flame colours.
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I also just saw a gameplay video thing of the new 'Tatsunoko VS Capcom'
As amazing as this looks , i cant help but feel that Marvel VS Capcom 3 would have been so much better.
The way that '2d' fighting games look nowadays are really amazing now though - Perfect blend of 3d graphics with 2d gameplay. Good stuff.
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And finally, some highlights of last nights AoC action
You never realise how much you don't trust your friends until you get to the firepath in Black castle :/
oh yeah. DMC4 for pc just got a scene release. If you're into that sort of thing. 7.4gb
Google are taking over the world D: (hence why they made google earth - to plan their domination)
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In other news
DDR went Xtreme
Complete with mad jaggy edges and flame colours.
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I also just saw a gameplay video thing of the new 'Tatsunoko VS Capcom'
As amazing as this looks , i cant help but feel that Marvel VS Capcom 3 would have been so much better.
The way that '2d' fighting games look nowadays are really amazing now though - Perfect blend of 3d graphics with 2d gameplay. Good stuff.
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And finally, some highlights of last nights AoC action
You never realise how much you don't trust your friends until you get to the firepath in Black castle :/
oh yeah. DMC4 for pc just got a scene release. If you're into that sort of thing. 7.4gb
Tuesday, 8 July 2008
Worcestershire
Fun story:
(16:46:11) (@L33tfellaH) great.
(16:46:25) (@L33tfellaH) my mom was calling me for some reason
(16:46:26) (@L33tfellaH) i go there
(16:46:34) (@L33tfellaH) a bird knocked itself on the window and flew in
(16:46:39) (@L33tfellaH) i tried to grab it
(16:46:41) (@L33tfellaH) it shits on my hand
(16:46:43) (@L33tfellaH) and flys away
(16:46:46) (@L33tfellaH) i hate birds
Also.
THANK YOU WIKIPEDIA. I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE WORCESTER AND NOW I KNOW.
>_>"
(16:46:11) (@L33tfellaH) great.
(16:46:25) (@L33tfellaH) my mom was calling me for some reason
(16:46:26) (@L33tfellaH) i go there
(16:46:34) (@L33tfellaH) a bird knocked itself on the window and flew in
(16:46:39) (@L33tfellaH) i tried to grab it
(16:46:41) (@L33tfellaH) it shits on my hand
(16:46:43) (@L33tfellaH) and flys away
(16:46:46) (@L33tfellaH) i hate birds
Also.
THANK YOU WIKIPEDIA. I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE WORCESTER AND NOW I KNOW.
>_>"
Sunday, 6 July 2008
Go Go Go kart
So today i had to go out to a family meal thingy. How boring.
First up then - A big family meal , which wasnt too bad.
Then we went to Battersea park for a while , to pass the time we thought we'd rent some bike things. Amongst the normal bikes we found some different looking ones.
They look kinda like the smal go karts you used to pedal as a kid. Only these ones were bigger and had tilt steering. Oh yeah. Tilt Steering baby.
2 Laps round the entire park on BS tiltsteering go kart and i could barely stand.
After going to the park we went back to my uncles to burn more time (Parents wasnt going to be leaving until late) , we watched the tennis. Nadal VS Federer. What a match.
Really couldn't get much closer. And was a very well deserved win by Nadal.
Also. Random Thing - http://www.areyoubritishinbed.co.uk/flash/
Oh yeah , almost forgot.
I Was waiting in line for the ATM machine earlier , there was a blind woman in front of me. She put her card into the machine and asked me to check her balance. So i pushed her.
First up then - A big family meal , which wasnt too bad.
Then we went to Battersea park for a while , to pass the time we thought we'd rent some bike things. Amongst the normal bikes we found some different looking ones.
They look kinda like the smal go karts you used to pedal as a kid. Only these ones were bigger and had tilt steering. Oh yeah. Tilt Steering baby.
2 Laps round the entire park on BS tiltsteering go kart and i could barely stand.
After going to the park we went back to my uncles to burn more time (Parents wasnt going to be leaving until late) , we watched the tennis. Nadal VS Federer. What a match.
Really couldn't get much closer. And was a very well deserved win by Nadal.
Also. Random Thing - http://www.areyoubritishinbed.co.uk/flash/
Oh yeah , almost forgot.
I Was waiting in line for the ATM machine earlier , there was a blind woman in front of me. She put her card into the machine and asked me to check her balance. So i pushed her.
A return to normal
- So the relatives have left my house (they are still in the country - for now) , this means that my brother is out of my room too. Which means that I can go back to wasting away my life playing Team Fortress 2 and Age of Conan. Yay!
- My hair has begun to enter the stage where its so long it decides to make its own rules. I woke up this morning and its all 'Fuck gravity , im crippin' - and then it did D:
- It would appear that the frequent baby crying and the hammer bros / Team Rocket next door has messed up my body clock. I think i stopped AoC'in at like 3:30am and then woke up at 9.
Thats about 4 hours too early usually , yet im sitting here typing this up with no real problems.
- My hair has begun to enter the stage where its so long it decides to make its own rules. I woke up this morning and its all 'Fuck gravity , im crippin' - and then it did D:
- It would appear that the frequent baby crying and the hammer bros / Team Rocket next door has messed up my body clock. I think i stopped AoC'in at like 3:30am and then woke up at 9.
Thats about 4 hours too early usually , yet im sitting here typing this up with no real problems.
Saturday, 5 July 2008
Squeeglepop
- Cock rings
now ive never tried a cock ring before but i was awfully tempted when i walked into 'The bitter end' (a pub) and was greeted by a very large metal vending machine in the toilet.
On the casing it read something along the lines of 'Ultimate pleasure' , now after my ordeal with the 'Ultimate Shower Experience' this 'Ultimate Pleasure' had my attention.
Alas. £5 into a dodgy vending machine in a pub toilet didn't sound like the best way to receive 'Ultimate Pleasure' and so i decided not to.
- Hancock
He drinks and stuff lol!
Enjoy the first 10 minutes of the film , since thats essentially the best part imo.
It is a pretty decent film i thought - those around me thought worse but they its a taste thing i suppose.
I have to say , it seems like they didn't really know where to go with the ending and the whole him being a superhero thing - and they just cobbled together some shit.
- Age of Conan
I wanna play it with everyone again :<
- Sleep
So i had a beastly headache yesterday after being around some less than amazing people , slumped down on my bed after taking a few asprins at 6:30pm. Closed my eyes for a while...
I wake up.
7:35am.
Oh my.
now ive never tried a cock ring before but i was awfully tempted when i walked into 'The bitter end' (a pub) and was greeted by a very large metal vending machine in the toilet.
On the casing it read something along the lines of 'Ultimate pleasure' , now after my ordeal with the 'Ultimate Shower Experience' this 'Ultimate Pleasure' had my attention.
Alas. £5 into a dodgy vending machine in a pub toilet didn't sound like the best way to receive 'Ultimate Pleasure' and so i decided not to.
- Hancock
He drinks and stuff lol!
Enjoy the first 10 minutes of the film , since thats essentially the best part imo.
It is a pretty decent film i thought - those around me thought worse but they its a taste thing i suppose.
I have to say , it seems like they didn't really know where to go with the ending and the whole him being a superhero thing - and they just cobbled together some shit.
- Age of Conan
I wanna play it with everyone again :<
- Sleep
So i had a beastly headache yesterday after being around some less than amazing people , slumped down on my bed after taking a few asprins at 6:30pm. Closed my eyes for a while...
I wake up.
7:35am.
Oh my.
Thursday, 3 July 2008
Foamburst : Ultimate Shower Xperience
So after i fun day of doing something which i cant remember because it was the other day , i went into my shower. The raging water rained down upon me like the rain they get in... err... devon?
Fuck writing all clever.
I was having an amazing shower.
I put on my usual Garnier Fructis™ hair shampoo and then for my body i picked up the first thing i could get my hands on...
Below is a picture of what i saw when i first picked up the bottle.
its a metal bottle , and felt much like an aerosol can. Across the side i read 'Mango'
Awesome i thought to myself. I love Mango , this is a pretty great shampoo.
Then i turned the bottle over properly...
Im pretty sure this is the most amazing shampoo in the history of the world.
You know you've hit a peak in showering experience when you're spraying (YES! SPRAYING! It SHOOTS out of the bottle!!!) a shampoo with 'Madness' in the name over yourself.
Id also like to add that it actually does Foam the hell up , its amazing.
So i thought to myself 'hmm.. What could make my shower experience any better?'
I found it.
Fuck writing all clever.
I was having an amazing shower.
I put on my usual Garnier Fructis™ hair shampoo and then for my body i picked up the first thing i could get my hands on...
Below is a picture of what i saw when i first picked up the bottle.
its a metal bottle , and felt much like an aerosol can. Across the side i read 'Mango'
Awesome i thought to myself. I love Mango , this is a pretty great shampoo.
Then i turned the bottle over properly...
Im pretty sure this is the most amazing shampoo in the history of the world.
You know you've hit a peak in showering experience when you're spraying (YES! SPRAYING! It SHOOTS out of the bottle!!!) a shampoo with 'Madness' in the name over yourself.
Id also like to add that it actually does Foam the hell up , its amazing.
So i thought to myself 'hmm.. What could make my shower experience any better?'
I found it.
Wednesday, 2 July 2008
Out of action
So long story short , my relatives are over from HK and are staying in our house for a few days (i think about 4 days to a week) , because of this my brother has to sleep in my room. He has school still and as such sleeps at 11pm.
This means i have to be weeeeeally quiet and switch the lights off. Neither of which i particularly like doing. As such don't expect to see me online for gaming/v0b much.
Oh. did i mention i have the hammer bros next door doing their thing at 9am in the morning and one of the relatives brought a baby?
~.~
This means i have to be weeeeeally quiet and switch the lights off. Neither of which i particularly like doing. As such don't expect to see me online for gaming/v0b much.
Oh. did i mention i have the hammer bros next door doing their thing at 9am in the morning and one of the relatives brought a baby?
~.~
Tuesday, 1 July 2008
Bob Ross
So i was in the local arts and crafts store (as you do) and came across what may be the most amazing aisle ever.
I believe it was in the aisle with all the paints and such. We came across....
I Dont even need odorless thinner , but if Bob Ross is on the front then i guess i'll take 20...
The entire aisle was full of his face!!! (whose face? Bob Ross's Face of course!)
I have no idea what all this is, but if they all have Bob Ross on the front you can rest assured that you are getting something brilliant no matter what you pick.
Who would have guessed that arts and crafts could be so amazing.
(amazing like Bob Ross!)
I believe it was in the aisle with all the paints and such. We came across....
Bob Ross.
I Dont even need odorless thinner , but if Bob Ross is on the front then i guess i'll take 20...
The entire aisle was full of his face!!! (whose face? Bob Ross's Face of course!)
I have no idea what all this is, but if they all have Bob Ross on the front you can rest assured that you are getting something brilliant no matter what you pick.
Who would have guessed that arts and crafts could be so amazing.
(amazing like Bob Ross!)
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