Febuary the month of hope.

We enter Febuary!~ An amazing month... For all but Meng who forgot about his sodding ICT (computing) coursework.



The implimentation stage of my ICT coursework is due on the 18th.
No problem i hear you say , ive had since 17th of December to be working on it right - because im not a lazy bastard spending all my time playing games and chatting on IRC.
Obviously that makes me sound like i brought it upon myself but one must consider that i also had to study for January exams , work at that godforsaken restaurant , learn to drive a car and other bullshit.

I thought id show you all exactly how far ive gotten with my coursework , the pictures are rather large because i presume you all want to actually read the subjects im supposed to be doing and not just stare at small black lines in a sea of A4 paper.







I realise some of you (Hawk) will say this is self inflicted , but fuck you. I have a very busy life and dont have any time to waste on Silly activities

Offtopic here , but i would like to thank Anonymous1c4 for being the official mascot for quite possibly the most awesome forums in the world.
And thus, we thank you for without you our cottage would not be the same.



By the way , i encourage regular readers/commenters of the blog to sign up , the comments are currently set to auto approve of approved users. This means i dont have to actively approve of comments before they show up in the comments box thingy.

Super Paper Mario has the most retarded level ever.

So i recently got Super Paper Mario back after RMA'ing it because of disk errors and such. And i come to chapter 2-3 (i think).
The jist of this chapter is that you break a vase costing 1 million rubees (yes rubees) , you then have to work this off by doing bullshit menial chore for ages.
You start in a block jumping room thing , basically you jump to hit a block above your head for 100 times (aka. push the button 100 times.) , you then take the 100 rubees you make and give it to some other guy who will in exchange give you the code for the 'special' bullshit menial chore room which involves you running around in a giant hamster wheel for ages (aka. hold right on the dpad for somewhere in the region of half an hour)
Heres a picture of me in my lounge playing this segment.



Oh. whoops. yeah by me playing i meant my substitute - a rubber band.
Thank goodness for rubber bands , without them i might have actually had to endure this shit for any longer than 20 seconds.

Meanwhile in another part of home...

Is me occupying myself whilst im waiting for stupidass hamster wheel to generate me money.

After about half an hour of playing i return downstairs to find my Wiimote had switched itself off due to extreme boredom and such.
Thats right guys , even my fucking wiimote is tired of this shit.
I turn my wiimote back on and get out of the hamster wheel to see how much money ive earned in the half an hour i spent being nibbled on by angry spaniards.
I've earned 24,000 rubees. (out of 1,000,000 - thats 2.5%)
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I cried a little.

WHEN YOU WERE YAAAAGHGHGGGHGNGNGNNNNNGG

Cross has an amazing voice.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=v9d1sKwl6Rc

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TxAzz7YO0fg

And now for filler material because i again have nothing to blog.
ps. Boyce get your fucking pc back n1gga







Final word : Raining Blood by Slayer is a cunt of a song in GH3 >:[

A forum a themesong and a...wooden bicycle?

The new Forums , Entitled the... well. Click and find out. - http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/forums/

Also. Nguman made a super xtreme rap for the scummisland - http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7

And in other news some crazy 16 year old kid builds a fully working wooden bike. - what the fuuuuuuuuuuck.

Article : http://www.leevalley.com/newsletters/Woodworking/2/3/article1.htm



ps. Do not look in the toe topic in the forums.

pps. Leave a comment if you want to see a Meng blowing shisha smoke in the next blog post.

Filler Post

http://youtube.com/watch?v=otEw5xHq9zI ~~~ An amazing video [Are too Cookie]

I found a bunch of these pictures on someone else's site , but instead of linking the URL i thought id just steal all of the pictures and use it as filler material for when i have nothing to blog about. Clever eh?!
I love these because they remind me alot of the 'Good idea Bad Idea' skits from the old Animaniacs cartoons :D

 

 

 

 

It probably intrests nobody but I generally schedule blog posts to be published at exactly 01:01 GMT time.
Okay i was joking , im actually a sad git and stay up til exactly 1.01am to post every night. :'<

Lightswitch Jesus

JESUS IS TURNED ON YO.
Also. http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/KungFuButterfly.swf props to Surge from sows for stealing it from someone else , and subsequently had it stolen from him.

Also. Jiggypuff and Ness confirmed for Brawl along with Lucario

I have nothing to blog about today , but a stupid post is better than no post i guess.

Zimbabwe - The only country where you can be a multi-millionaire and still starve to death.

http://www.gadling.com/2008/01/22/zimbabwe-releases-10-million-bill/

"As the US economy inches ever closer to a recession, it might provide a little perspective to look at what a real economic crisis looks like. Plagued by hyperinflation of over 50,000% a year, Zimbabwe's central bank recently decided to issue $10 million notes-- believed to be the highest denomination of currency in the world today. The bill, worth less than US$4, is barely enough to purchase a hamburger. One writer illustrates the rampant inflation:

"The bill is exactly the same color, layout and design as a $20 bill I've been carrying in my wallet since my trip to Zimbabwe 15 months ago... When I wrote about that $20, it was worth about $0.025 USD - a silly amount of money to represent with a bill, but still a functional piece of currency. At the moment, that bill is worth $0.00000005 cents, or 5 hundred-millionths of a cent."

Residents of Zimbabwe have been forced to use brick-shaped stacks of worthless bills to purchase even everyday items, like groceries. This  shown below is what it took to buy a beer just a month ago-- today the situation is still worse. The introduction of the $10 million bill is a response to this, but given the astronomical rate of inflation, the bill will only hold its value for a few weeks before it too becomes worthless"



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I rofl'd , this is so bad its horrible. Although i would like to get my hands on a couple of those 10 million dollar bills. Then id cover myself in honey and stick the bills to myself and run around with a suit of bills - which i can only assume would be somewhere in the region of $500,000,000

..what are you looking at me like that for. you guys never fantasize about wearing money?

Jets N Guns uploaded

Ive uploaded a cool game for you all called 'Jets N Guns' , its a sidescrolling shooter similar to gradius and such only with the twist of you being able to buy weapons/missiles/bombs and upgrade them. Play levels for money , use money to upgrade plane , use planes to play levels etc.

It really is a good game , id recommend you all try it- there are some good gameplay videos on youtube.

its 40/40/25 mb to download and unpacks to around 140mb.
give it a shot :3



http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/XD/Jets'n'Guns%20Gold.part1.rar

http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/XD/Jets'n'Guns%20Gold.part2.rar

http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/XD/Jets'n'Guns%20Gold.part3.rar

Probably a good idea to play on easy since its stupid hard on anything above that. When you complete the game you can play on harder difficulties with your upgraded ship.

Babelfish Sucks at translating anything.

Somewhere.. in another part of town...



(yes, i have nothing to blog about.)

Also , this made me giggle abit.

New Feature added to the site

Meng's Bizarre Adventure now has file hosting capabilities.

http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/host.php
is the URL for the hosting service , it is also available in the hotlinks section on the right nav-bar of this blog.





Ive been pretty relaxed with the file stuff , the maximum allowed file size is 500mb
This is mainly because a have a shitton of bandwidth and stuff and i dont use any of it - i think i have somewhere around 500tb bandwidth? something silly like that so feel free to use it for whatever you want.
edit : Just checked , i have 5.6 TB bandwidth per month and my current disk space usage is 75MB out of 524GB

You can see what has been uploaded by other people by using the below link.

http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/

The only rules are:
NO GAY PORN
NO SCAT
NO CP

Regular porn , warez , cracks , coursework , images , whatever the fuck you want is allowed.

Coolermaster , heatsinks to rival car engines.

Coolermasters new heatsink series for CPU's , named similar to car engines and sized appropriately.
First is the V8


Yes. obscenely huge. but then. . .

~A CHALLENGER APPEARS ~ (yeah i know.)



the V10.
Now how this one works is waaaay beyond me. I thought my heatsink was fucking huge but this one is approximately a foot long apparently.
You can see the mounting point at the bottom there for the CPU - yes. that square. That is the size of a CPU , why the fuck would anyone need that. . . THING to cool it down O_O"

These were shown at CES 2008 , not sure when they'll be out.

Go for it sean!

Audiosurf - Amplitude for your mp3's

Well okay not quite amplitude. But its still pretty damned cool nonetheless.

http://media.audio-surf.com/SetupAudiosurf_BetaWeekend2_1.19.08.exe

Thats the link for the current beta , but im not sure how long it'll work since its... well.. beta.

Beta weekend is over folks , Those who missed the boat. Missed the boat. D:

http://www.audio-surf.com/

Thats their actual homepage and for a sample picture...



How bout some'o'dat ?

The gist of this is , you start up the game, select a music file from YOUR pc , it generates a level for you , what you then do is control a ship with your mouse and try to match certain colours.
This is somewhat flawed in a way as the aim of the game isnt always to hit beats on time but nonetheless it provides a new and intresting way for you to listen to your own music - the game track generated is of course influenced by the actual music track you are playing.

Of course after playing the tutorial level and thinking 'wow this game is bullshit easy' i proceeded to put it on medium difficulty level and pick a track which is J-trance. Now i know not many of you are too educated in J-trance but its basically normal trance , sped up by 3 times and with a japanese woman 'singing' (although im sure in its native language its more like rapping) over the top.
I got my ass handed to me.

2nd go.. i thought id try that song...



Another nifty thing about this game is that whatever song you play , your end score gets uploaded , so anyone else who has ever played that song before will have a score up.
Rather amazingly , only 1 person had a score on 'The Ritual' ,a pretty low one too. Maybe s/he got MAC TRUCK'D half way?

Ragnarok Online , still going strong apparently

So i was chatting to a friend about stuff when Ragnarok Online came up in the topic , feeling abit nostalgic i thought id check ROempire and see if anything has changed since i last checked.
Along with new classes (gunslinger , ninja) they added lots of new MVP monsters too. Most of which look pretty badass. Just thought id share this with you all and let you all rest assured that im definately NOT looking for an MMORPG to play. Because i hate those , yup. Honestly.




I havent been considering playing Phantasy Star Universe , World of Warcraft , Eve Online or RF online. Nope. Not me.

In other news.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2fagvDMExo
New smash bros brawl trailer in japan looks TEH AMAZING

And something for Nguman - whom he says reads my blog every day <3

Japanese TV = The best TV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOfZPZJHnKg


 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYXObIS5

Apollo Crisis

Just a few linkys today because tbh i should be studying and not looking at this crap on the web.
Links today brought to me by a one HawkAhriman

Something to tide us Phoenix Wright fans over before Apollo Justice comes out
Apollo Justice Demo - Flash version


We all knew it was coming , its awesome , and so very true.
Zero Punctuation does Crysis

$119.40 due

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You also have $119.40 past due (owed since 2008-11-02), and if
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Thanks dreamhost , you guys are fuckin' Beast.

Glad to see that Y2K bug isnt getting the better of y'all.

Gr8 site

http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/

You can all thank my friend Amy for this.

Few more pop n vids - with new monitor which doesent fit on camera

Welcome to HDbits

Welcome to HDbits , i hope you brought your Hard drive CUZ IM EATIN IT.


This is of course an exaggeration , the screenshot is only showing the largest torrents. however this is still not a site for the faint of HDD space, the average movie ranges from around 3gb to 8gb depending on the size of the film and the quality (avg 4gb for 720p , 8gb for 1080p)
and lets not forget TV episodes! - Want an episode of lost? yes? Okay , that'll be 1.5 gigs then.

Why cyclists wear black pants.

my eyes @_@

Its a Beast.

^Link to my desktop now (at its actual resolution)



Its so big , it feels like my eyes are bleeding sometimes when i stare into it.
Contrast and brightness etc are all crazy.
Anime and general TV/movies looks awesome - although i do wish there was more HD stuff now
I tried abit of gaming , Some CSS and TF2. Both are amazing but TF2 can get a little bit jittery at times - my pc tends to keep it around 30 though.
CSS was absoloutely amazing , huge huge huge res with 4x AA and shit and running at a near constant 60fps is a real sight to behold.

Guess next on my shopping list is a new graphics card - although currently i seem to be having a dry patch with work - hope that clears up. i want a G92 8800GTS :3

New years 08

WHOZAT GUY IN THE CROWD?!?!?
OH RIGHT. ITS ME!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v4tqsQktE2w
Standing next to me is Hassan by the way , dil is there somewhere too but im not sure where he is.

:O

Baby Savaged By Dog: Mum Grieves On Her 18th Birthday

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1298682,00.html?f=rss - full article here.

Long story short. . .
" young mother has left a message for "little angel" as she spends her 18th birthday grieving for her toddler son after he was savaged by the family's Rottweiler. In a message on her page of website Bebo, Becki Hirst wrote: "R.I.P my lil angle mummy knows your still here love u alway and foreva (sic) x x x x x x "."

Im going straight to hell for this , but is it SO fucking hard for a greiving mother to at least not spell her dead childs memorial message like a retard?
Im also pretty annoyed that she did not specify just how 'lil' her angle was , are we talking 5° or 15° or what?

Ps. warning. Mac truck approaching.