The Ritual

Bitch nigga, gun trigger
Dick's bigger, why fuck?
Killer, blood spiller
Bitch, steal a mac truck
Bad luck fuckin' with this black buck
Bigger Thomas, I promise
Leave a corpse in the furnace

Bitch nigga, gun trigger
Dick's bigger, why fuck?
Killer, blood spiller
Bitch, steal a mac truck
Bad luck fuckin' with this black buck
Bigger Thomas, I promise
Leave a corpse in the furnace

Bitch nigga, gun trigger
Dick's bigger, why fuck?
Killer, blood spiller
Bitch, steal a mac truck
Bad luck fuckin' with this black buck
Bigger Thomas, I promise
Leave a corpse in the furnace

Bitch nigga, gun trigger
Dick's bigger, why fuck?
Killer, blood spiller
Bitch, steal a mac truck
Bad luck fuckin' with this black buck
Bigger Thomas, I promise
Leave a corpse in the furnace

Nigga what?
I'm complicated down to my strut
Like the way I hold my gat flat on its side like a pug
And I'm tickling the trigger make it laugh from its gut
You would think I'm a comedian the way it erupts

Nigga what?
I represent the ashes and dust
All that's sittin up in ya chin that's got ya stuck in a rut
You can fire, hold your fire, son, I'm smokin you up
You can whistle your desires
Even Buddah got snuffed

Nigga now
I'm standing on the corner of Wow
Exclamations pointed at me cuz I'm gettin' these nouns
Got these kids inventing adjectives and gaining renown
Cuz I am nigga
I am

Nigga please
The earth, the air, the fire and the seas
Third dimension, fourth dimension, fifth dimension with ease
Oh, the chicken never thought I've got ya smokin' them trees
Ask your front door what my sawed off got you snortin' them keys

Nigga what?
But I ain't gonna knock open up
When it's time to meet your maker ain't no changing the plot
You're an actor in the series nigga, I own the lot
And I'm here to serve these royalties like gold in a pot

Callin haves and have-nots
Callin haves and have-nots
Callin haves and have-nots
Callin haves and have-nots
Callin haves and have-nots
Callin haves and have-nots
Callin haves and have-nots
Callin haves and have-nots

Hey, ain't no need to stop that
Hey, ain't no need to stop that
Hey, ain't no need to stop that
Hey, ain't no need

God and pussy
Objects of desire
And ill repute
Some rather seek up high
Than dig and grind that inner truth
The angel of my eye
A bit too fly to substitute
With any other form than the Messiah's
Black Mariah
Mothership, grandmother moon and sea
The wave and form of beauty born of Eden's apple tree
And every single Adam stands erect and prays to be
The follower she offers sweet communion
Holy union

Let me see you run it just like that
Move your hips from side to side
Come forward, push it back
Let me know firsthand the land of glory that I lack
I surrender all to you if you surrender back

Holy God
Where'd you learn to squeeze it tight and then
Move it slow enough for me to question everything?
You slowly start to tremble
Heaven's walls begin to sing
Tsunami ever after
Cosmic slop on everything

Hey, ain't no need to stop that
Hey, ain't no need to stop that

Bitch nigga, gun trigger
Dick's bigger, why fuck? (Ain't no need to stop that)
Killer, blood spiller
Bitch, steal a mac truck
Bad luck fuckin' with this black buck
Bigger Thomas, I promise
Leave a corpse in the furnace

Bitch nigga, gun trigger
Dick's bigger, why fuck?
Killer, blood spiller
Bitch, steal a mac truck
Bad luck fuckin' with this black buck
Bigger Thomas, I promise
Leave a corpse in the furnace

http://rapidshare.com/files/79985890/15_The_Ritual.mp3

Meatcube

So one of my colleagues at work had brought in a packet of sweets snacks stuff edibles meatcubes.
"You eat beef right?" the girl behind the bar asked
"yeah" i hesitantly replied.
"try some of these." she says ,as she hands me these little wrapped things. It looks like some sort of candy or chocolate

I open it up. . .

A summary of what you see before you would go something like so...
Someone got a lump of beef , cooked it for a billion hours , put it through some sort of paper shredder to turn into bits and then compressed it back together using some sort of technique similar to the thwomps 'UUHGGGHGHHGH' slam.
It is a cube of meat.


CLICK ME FOR THE FULLSIZE PICTURE OF THE LAST SHOT. YOU NEED TO SEE THE AMAZERING DETAIL OF THE MEATCUBE . . . i think i see some hair coming out of it o_o - warning 2560x1920 intense HD resolution (thats 1920p)

ps. fuck weighted companion cube.

edit :
(00:30:17) (@Anonymous1c4_) did you eat it?

Yes i did , they're actually rather nice , it tastes abit like Beef jerky but slightly spicier. I actually went back for more , i think ive eaten about 7 today.

New monitor on the way.

Samsung SM-245B - 24" widescreen



Bought it the other day , gonna be arriving on Thursday the 3rd


Had to buy from scan because overclockers were going to deliver it 38 years into the past.
not that i dont like fast delivery but i wont be in on any of those days.
because not only me , but even my mum had yet to be born.
Yay.

I honestly have nothing to blog right now. how boring.

Nadeshiko Rock and Girlhood Pop n Videos

[撫子ロック] 凛として咲く花の如く (Hyper)





[Girlhood] ロクブテ(EX)
^My first level 38 caught on camera.

Wii are online!~

Finally managed to get my Wii online and such , so i want some people in my address book for fun messaging time! :D

my wii code is : 4106 2209 7881 0471 

Add me then drop your code in the comment box <3

Christmas Card (late Post)

I recieved this on the 23rd and havent had a chance to take and upload picture.

Basically , girl at work gave me this card. Her english is horrific at best ,but she made an effort here.



This is definitive proof that my workplace is the most fucked up place on earth.

5x Magnification.

HOLY SHIT I CAN SEE THE PORES ON MY FACE.
WHAT ARE THOSE HAIRS DOING GROWING ON MY CHEEK , GET TAE FUCK OFF.

On the flipside , at least my goatee looks more than it actually is in the mirror.

...i can also see some extreme detail on my nipples. Including an alarming quantity of hair coming from my right one.

ps. rofl. wow this thing costs £20 online? D:

A grim christmas

Presents:
Girly mirror with 5x magnification and light and hearts.
underwear x6
socks x3
Book gift card £5
Coat
Scarf x2
Pillows x2
Packet of doritos (yay!)
Dip x2
honey Roasted peanuts
Soft drink x1.5l
Steam copy of 'Psychonauts' (thanks L33tfella_H <3 )

its also worth noting that its a family tradition to gamble with each other (playing cards), i lost £12 to my grandparents :/ [although i was partnered with 2 people , and they lost £18 and £12 - yeah. we got fucking slaughtered.]

I still havent had a chance to take a picture of / scan in the christmas card i got from one of the girls at work. Ill have to do that sometime.

Merry F*cking Christmas!~

Merry christmas to all , hope you all have a good'un.
Merry F*cking Christmas
^Still in my mind from last christmas where i read it on Pryme's Blog
Oh how the years fly.

Yet another PNM video

Votum Stellarum ~Forest#25 Remix~ (Hyper)


Also. All pop n music gameplay videos turned into their own category.

Ouendan!~

This is for anyone who ever played Ouendan , although those who have finished Ouendan 2 will probably appreciate this more :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n72Co7FkO4E

X3: Reunion has native support for Bodybuilders

Bodybuilders! Ever wanted to play a game only to be annoyed by the fact that they are designed for adults or children?
Not to worry! X3:reunion has a solution for you!

Mr Boss Boss

So uh... weird day at work the other day (saturday).
Along with a new guy- who looks suspiciously like 'Tanaka Hajime' from Ouendan



We also had a visit from mr Boss Boss or somebody higher up.
Longstory short , mr Boss Boss is this guy (below)



Only difference i noticed is that Mr boss boss seemed more bound by physics but thats a minor detail.

To my RL msn contacts.

SCAN YOUR FUCKING COMPUTERS BEFORE I SUPLEX YOU INTO A BRICK WALL.

Two more pop'n Videos added.

The Place To be (EX)



100sec. Kitchen Battle!! (hyper)

Neopezzle

So apparently  5 years ago i was a neopet monster because i have all this stuffs which i can only imagine took me ages to get.
After logging in i thought id take some screenshots to show you guys some of the awesomeness which i found inside.



If i remember right i had to change my main neopet from the green tiger to the meekra because my tiger got the digital form of aids and the cure was only able to be purchased for some obscene amount of neopoints (i think it needed like 100k , fuck that.)
Worth noting that i think my pets are a tidge hungry :<

 Bank Account :

Account Type : Double Platinum

Current Balance : 28,158 NP
Double Platinum Interest Rate : 8.0% per year.
Yearly Interest : 2,252 NP

Brawndo : The Thirst MUTILATOR

Brawndo : the Thirst MUTILATOR



This drink is pretty much the beastliest thing to ever grace an aluminium can.

Youtube Video of Brawndo
Brawndo Homepage - with youtube video embedded

You MUST , i repeat. MUST watch the video, i wanted to embed iton this blog but it fucked up other stuff so i didnt. Watch it.

Meng VS [BoYc3] @ Bejeweled

Meng wins.

in other blogish news. i FINALLY beat 100 sec kitchen battle on Hyper on Pop n Music.

This has pretty much been my life goal ever since i saw a 'crazy japanese guy plays music game' video on ebaumsworld about 4 years ago.
So 4 years later ,multiple blisters and 1 broken dualshock controller , i have finally beaten this song - by 1 life bar i might add (one miss and i would'nt have made it).

YESSSSS FUCK YOU IMPOSSIBLE SONG


Meng wins again!

Pop N music Gameplay video on youtube

Shining - Hyper - Pop'n music Dualshock

performed by your Meng.

Balls Of Fury

So i just finished watching the film 'Balls of Fury' and whilst its not a film which will be winning any awards any time soon , is still a great comedy flick. The jist of the story (which could have been thought up by a kid with downs syndrome i might add) is an ex-ping pong prodigy has to infiltrate an elite ping pong tournament with the help of black FBI agent to stop a large scale arms dealing operation.

Im very unsure as to whether or not the film was actually funny or not , as it seemed to me that a majority of the times i was laughing out loud were the bits which werent intended to be THAT funny , further backed up by the poorly scripted lines which are occasionally used to try and be funny but generally end up failing completely.

The film then transitions from comedy to james bond style action flick at around the 2/3 mark where all the characters and their grandma suddenly start weilding SMG's like its the normal thing to do , this was rather weird and didn't add to the story or enjoyment factor of the film much but rather some sort of way for the producers to spend more money on special effects - as generally speaking , ping pong holds very little potential for special effects other than matrix style camera shifts and slow motion.

All in all though the film is genuinely entertaining and funny and well worth a watch - if only for the scene with the fly swatter (which will make sense once you've seen it.)

7/10

Street Fighter IV screenshot for those who havent seen it yet.

Screenshot of Ryu SF4

The game apparently plays in 2.5d and features “new special moves that go beyond any Street Fighter fan’s wildest imagination.” , sounds pretty intense. By the way , is it just me or does Ryu have an enormous cock in that picture? =/

Guitar Queer-o

So i recently bought 'obtained' guitar hero 3 for PC, I don't have a guitar of any sort but i thought id give it a go anyway for a laugh.
The game's default control system for PC is (for the frets)Shift , | , Z , X ,C ,V and for the strum bar - Mouse 1 , mouse 2 , scroll wheel. Spacebar is star power and i think alt is whammy. Pretty F'd up controls.
So i went into the controls and edited them to the frets on fire style - being the F1-F5 keys for the frets and enter for strumming , enter wouldnt work as the game has that prebound to advancing menus and stuff , so i put it onto insert, starpower on print screen and home as whammy.
By doing this i can play with the guitar upside down. However... a problem soon unfolded before me.
My keyboard Refuses to do F2 + F3 + another button , that being when a chord comes along which is F2 + F3 the keyboard wont respond to my 'strumming' which ends up in misses and on some songs - failure.
Okay then. im a genius guy , i can work this out... So i thought.
I pulled out my USB laptop mouse and plugged it in (its pretty small). I changed the controls to mouse 1 for strumming , now to play i use my left hand for frets and my right hand holding the USB mouse against the keyboard (mouse2 is for starpower incase you're wondering - and mouse movement is whammy, which actually works kinda well). This is all well and good , i can hit those F2+F3 notes now because the mouse is a seperate input from the keyboard. I can actually play now.
Unfortunately when i tried playing Expert mode earlier GH is trying to be a pioneer and introduce 3 fret chords , primarily consisting of F1+F2+F3 it would seem , which my keyboard again won't support. Great. I guess ill steal that 90's guy's geetar at some point, he should be playing beatmania instead of silly guitar games anyway.
Below is a picture of me playing Guitar Hero , it hasnt been edited at all


offtopic : Changed my wallpaper background today , its the Elite Beat Diva's from Elite beat Agents on DS!
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2742/0712bz0.jpg

University.

UCAS application , all universities i will be applying for Biomedical Science ...
1. Warwick
2. UCL (University College London)
3. Surrey
4. Queen Mary (London)
5. Reading

In other news , my headset and sound card arrived today. I personally didn't see a huge boost in audio quality from the sound card , the headset was definately a worthy investment though.

Also. I did a 3 Point turn in my driving lesson today.

Finally. The Christmas tree is up , it looks pretty.