Bitch nigga, gun trigger
Dick's bigger, why fuck?
Killer, blood spiller
Bitch, steal a mac truck
Bad luck fuckin' with this black buck
Bigger Thomas, I promise
Leave a corpse in the furnace
Bitch nigga, gun trigger
Dick's bigger, why fuck?
Killer, blood spiller
Bitch, steal a mac truck
Bad luck fuckin' with this black buck
Bigger Thomas, I promise
Leave a corpse in the furnace
Bitch nigga, gun trigger
Dick's bigger, why fuck?
Killer, blood spiller
Bitch, steal a mac truck
Bad luck fuckin' with this black buck
Bigger Thomas, I promise
Leave a corpse in the furnace
Bitch nigga, gun trigger
Dick's bigger, why fuck?
Killer, blood spiller
Bitch, steal a mac truck
Bad luck fuckin' with this black buck
Bigger Thomas, I promise
Leave a corpse in the furnace
Nigga what?
I'm complicated down to my strut
Like the way I hold my gat flat on its side like a pug
And I'm tickling the trigger make it laugh from its gut
You would think I'm a comedian the way it erupts
Nigga what?
I represent the ashes and dust
All that's sittin up in ya chin that's got ya stuck in a rut
You can fire, hold your fire, son, I'm smokin you up
You can whistle your desires
Even Buddah got snuffed
Nigga now
I'm standing on the corner of Wow
Exclamations pointed at me cuz I'm gettin' these nouns
Got these kids inventing adjectives and gaining renown
Cuz I am nigga
I am
Nigga please
The earth, the air, the fire and the seas
Third dimension, fourth dimension, fifth dimension with ease
Oh, the chicken never thought I've got ya smokin' them trees
Ask your front door what my sawed off got you snortin' them keys
Nigga what?
But I ain't gonna knock open up
When it's time to meet your maker ain't no changing the plot
You're an actor in the series nigga, I own the lot
And I'm here to serve these royalties like gold in a pot
Callin haves and have-nots
Callin haves and have-nots
Callin haves and have-nots
Callin haves and have-nots
Callin haves and have-nots
Callin haves and have-nots
Callin haves and have-nots
Callin haves and have-nots
Hey, ain't no need to stop that
Hey, ain't no need to stop that
Hey, ain't no need to stop that
Hey, ain't no need
God and pussy
Objects of desire
And ill repute
Some rather seek up high
Than dig and grind that inner truth
The angel of my eye
A bit too fly to substitute
With any other form than the Messiah's
Black Mariah
Mothership, grandmother moon and sea
The wave and form of beauty born of Eden's apple tree
And every single Adam stands erect and prays to be
The follower she offers sweet communion
Holy union
Let me see you run it just like that
Move your hips from side to side
Come forward, push it back
Let me know firsthand the land of glory that I lack
I surrender all to you if you surrender back
Holy God
Where'd you learn to squeeze it tight and then
Move it slow enough for me to question everything?
You slowly start to tremble
Heaven's walls begin to sing
Tsunami ever after
Cosmic slop on everything
Hey, ain't no need to stop that
Hey, ain't no need to stop that
Bitch nigga, gun trigger
Dick's bigger, why fuck? (Ain't no need to stop that)
Killer, blood spiller
Bitch, steal a mac truck
Bad luck fuckin' with this black buck
Bigger Thomas, I promise
Leave a corpse in the furnace
Bitch nigga, gun trigger
Dick's bigger, why fuck?
Killer, blood spiller
Bitch, steal a mac truck
Bad luck fuckin' with this black buck
Bigger Thomas, I promise
Leave a corpse in the furnace
http://rapidshare.com/files/79985890/15_The_Ritual.mp3
Monday, 31 December 2007
Sunday, 30 December 2007
Meatcube
So one of my colleagues at work had brought in a packet of sweets snacks stuff edibles meatcubes.
"You eat beef right?" the girl behind the bar asked
"yeah" i hesitantly replied.
"try some of these." she says ,as she hands me these little wrapped things. It looks like some sort of candy or chocolate
I open it up. . .
A summary of what you see before you would go something like so...
Someone got a lump of beef , cooked it for a billion hours , put it through some sort of paper shredder to turn into bits and then compressed it back together using some sort of technique similar to the thwomps 'UUHGGGHGHHGH' slam.
It is a cube of meat.
CLICK ME FOR THE FULLSIZE PICTURE OF THE LAST SHOT. YOU NEED TO SEE THE AMAZERING DETAIL OF THE MEATCUBE . . . i think i see some hair coming out of it o_o - warning 2560x1920 intense HD resolution (thats 1920p)
ps. fuck weighted companion cube.
edit :
(00:30:17) (@Anonymous1c4_) did you eat it?
Yes i did , they're actually rather nice , it tastes abit like Beef jerky but slightly spicier. I actually went back for more , i think ive eaten about 7 today.
"You eat beef right?" the girl behind the bar asked
"yeah" i hesitantly replied.
"try some of these." she says ,as she hands me these little wrapped things. It looks like some sort of candy or chocolate
I open it up. . .
A summary of what you see before you would go something like so...
Someone got a lump of beef , cooked it for a billion hours , put it through some sort of paper shredder to turn into bits and then compressed it back together using some sort of technique similar to the thwomps 'UUHGGGHGHHGH' slam.
It is a cube of meat.
CLICK ME FOR THE FULLSIZE PICTURE OF THE LAST SHOT. YOU NEED TO SEE THE AMAZERING DETAIL OF THE MEATCUBE . . . i think i see some hair coming out of it o_o - warning 2560x1920 intense HD resolution (thats 1920p)
ps. fuck weighted companion cube.
edit :
(00:30:17) (@Anonymous1c4_) did you eat it?
Yes i did , they're actually rather nice , it tastes abit like Beef jerky but slightly spicier. I actually went back for more , i think ive eaten about 7 today.
Saturday, 29 December 2007
New monitor on the way.
Samsung SM-245B - 24" widescreen
Bought it the other day , gonna be arriving on Thursday the 3rd
Had to buy from scan because overclockers were going to deliver it 38 years into the past.
not that i dont like fast delivery but i wont be in on any of those days.
because not only me , but even my mum had yet to be born.
Yay.
I honestly have nothing to blog right now. how boring.
Bought it the other day , gonna be arriving on Thursday the 3rd
Had to buy from scan because overclockers were going to deliver it 38 years into the past.
not that i dont like fast delivery but i wont be in on any of those days.
because not only me , but even my mum had yet to be born.
Yay.
I honestly have nothing to blog right now. how boring.
Thursday, 27 December 2007
Wii are online!~
Finally managed to get my Wii online and such , so i want some people in my address book for fun messaging time! :D
my wii code is : 4106 2209 7881 0471
Add me then drop your code in the comment box <3
my wii code is : 4106 2209 7881 0471
Add me then drop your code in the comment box <3
Christmas Card (late Post)
I recieved this on the 23rd and havent had a chance to take and upload picture.
Basically , girl at work gave me this card. Her english is horrific at best ,but she made an effort here.
This is definitive proof that my workplace is the most fucked up place on earth.
Basically , girl at work gave me this card. Her english is horrific at best ,but she made an effort here.
This is definitive proof that my workplace is the most fucked up place on earth.
Tuesday, 25 December 2007
5x Magnification.
HOLY SHIT I CAN SEE THE PORES ON MY FACE.
WHAT ARE THOSE HAIRS DOING GROWING ON MY CHEEK , GET TAE FUCK OFF.
On the flipside , at least my goatee looks more than it actually is in the mirror.
...i can also see some extreme detail on my nipples. Including an alarming quantity of hair coming from my right one.
ps. rofl. wow this thing costs £20 online? D:
WHAT ARE THOSE HAIRS DOING GROWING ON MY CHEEK , GET TAE FUCK OFF.
On the flipside , at least my goatee looks more than it actually is in the mirror.
...i can also see some extreme detail on my nipples. Including an alarming quantity of hair coming from my right one.
ps. rofl. wow this thing costs £20 online? D:
A grim christmas
Presents:
Girly mirror with 5x magnification and light and hearts.
underwear x6
socks x3
Book gift card £5
Coat
Scarf x2
Pillows x2
Packet of doritos (yay!)
Dip x2
honey Roasted peanuts
Soft drink x1.5l
Steam copy of 'Psychonauts' (thanks L33tfella_H <3 )
its also worth noting that its a family tradition to gamble with each other (playing cards), i lost £12 to my grandparents :/ [although i was partnered with 2 people , and they lost £18 and £12 - yeah. we got fucking slaughtered.]
I still havent had a chance to take a picture of / scan in the christmas card i got from one of the girls at work. Ill have to do that sometime.
Girly mirror with 5x magnification and light and hearts.
underwear x6
socks x3
Book gift card £5
Coat
Scarf x2
Pillows x2
Packet of doritos (yay!)
Dip x2
honey Roasted peanuts
Soft drink x1.5l
Steam copy of 'Psychonauts' (thanks L33tfella_H <3 )
its also worth noting that its a family tradition to gamble with each other (playing cards), i lost £12 to my grandparents :/ [although i was partnered with 2 people , and they lost £18 and £12 - yeah. we got fucking slaughtered.]
I still havent had a chance to take a picture of / scan in the christmas card i got from one of the girls at work. Ill have to do that sometime.
Monday, 24 December 2007
Merry F*cking Christmas!~
Merry christmas to all , hope you all have a good'un.
Merry F*cking Christmas
^Still in my mind from last christmas where i read it on Pryme's Blog
Oh how the years fly.
Merry F*cking Christmas
^Still in my mind from last christmas where i read it on Pryme's Blog
Oh how the years fly.
Saturday, 22 December 2007
Yet another PNM video
Votum Stellarum ~Forest#25 Remix~ (Hyper)
Also. All pop n music gameplay videos turned into their own category.
Friday, 21 December 2007
Ouendan!~
This is for anyone who ever played Ouendan , although those who have finished Ouendan 2 will probably appreciate this more :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n72Co7FkO4E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n72Co7FkO4E
Thursday, 20 December 2007
X3: Reunion has native support for Bodybuilders
Bodybuilders! Ever wanted to play a game only to be annoyed by the fact that they are designed for adults or children?
Not to worry! X3:reunion has a solution for you!
Not to worry! X3:reunion has a solution for you!
Tuesday, 18 December 2007
Mr Boss Boss
So uh... weird day at work the other day (saturday).
Along with a new guy- who looks suspiciously like 'Tanaka Hajime' from Ouendan
We also had a visit from mr Boss Boss or somebody higher up.
Longstory short , mr Boss Boss is this guy (below)
Only difference i noticed is that Mr boss boss seemed more bound by physics but thats a minor detail.
Along with a new guy- who looks suspiciously like 'Tanaka Hajime' from Ouendan
We also had a visit from mr Boss Boss or somebody higher up.
Longstory short , mr Boss Boss is this guy (below)
Only difference i noticed is that Mr boss boss seemed more bound by physics but thats a minor detail.
Sunday, 16 December 2007
To my RL msn contacts.
SCAN YOUR FUCKING COMPUTERS BEFORE I SUPLEX YOU INTO A BRICK WALL.
Saturday, 15 December 2007
Friday, 14 December 2007
Neopezzle
So apparently 5 years ago i was a neopet monster because i have all this stuffs which i can only imagine took me ages to get.
After logging in i thought id take some screenshots to show you guys some of the awesomeness which i found inside.
If i remember right i had to change my main neopet from the green tiger to the meekra because my tiger got the digital form of aids and the cure was only able to be purchased for some obscene amount of neopoints (i think it needed like 100k , fuck that.)
Worth noting that i think my pets are a tidge hungry :<
Bank Account :
Current Balance : 28,158 NP
Double Platinum Interest Rate : 8.0% per year.
Yearly Interest : 2,252 NP
After logging in i thought id take some screenshots to show you guys some of the awesomeness which i found inside.
If i remember right i had to change my main neopet from the green tiger to the meekra because my tiger got the digital form of aids and the cure was only able to be purchased for some obscene amount of neopoints (i think it needed like 100k , fuck that.)
Worth noting that i think my pets are a tidge hungry :<
Bank Account :
Account Type : Double Platinum
Current Balance : 28,158 NP
Double Platinum Interest Rate : 8.0% per year.
Yearly Interest : 2,252 NP
Thursday, 13 December 2007
Brawndo : The Thirst MUTILATOR
Brawndo : the Thirst MUTILATOR
This drink is pretty much the beastliest thing to ever grace an aluminium can.
Youtube Video of Brawndo
Brawndo Homepage - with youtube video embedded
You MUST , i repeat. MUST watch the video, i wanted to embed iton this blog but it fucked up other stuff so i didnt. Watch it.
This drink is pretty much the beastliest thing to ever grace an aluminium can.
Youtube Video of Brawndo
Brawndo Homepage - with youtube video embedded
You MUST , i repeat. MUST watch the video, i wanted to embed iton this blog but it fucked up other stuff so i didnt. Watch it.
Wednesday, 12 December 2007
Meng VS [BoYc3] @ Bejeweled
Meng wins.
in other blogish news. i FINALLY beat 100 sec kitchen battle on Hyper on Pop n Music.
This has pretty much been my life goal ever since i saw a 'crazy japanese guy plays music game' video on ebaumsworld about 4 years ago.
So 4 years later ,multiple blisters and 1 broken dualshock controller , i have finally beaten this song - by 1 life bar i might add (one miss and i would'nt have made it).
YESSSSS FUCK YOU IMPOSSIBLE SONG
Meng wins again!
Monday, 10 December 2007
Balls Of Fury
So i just finished watching the film 'Balls of Fury' and whilst its not a film which will be winning any awards any time soon , is still a great comedy flick. The jist of the story (which could have been thought up by a kid with downs syndrome i might add) is an ex-ping pong prodigy has to infiltrate an elite ping pong tournament with the help of black FBI agent to stop a large scale arms dealing operation.
Im very unsure as to whether or not the film was actually funny or not , as it seemed to me that a majority of the times i was laughing out loud were the bits which werent intended to be THAT funny , further backed up by the poorly scripted lines which are occasionally used to try and be funny but generally end up failing completely.
The film then transitions from comedy to james bond style action flick at around the 2/3 mark where all the characters and their grandma suddenly start weilding SMG's like its the normal thing to do , this was rather weird and didn't add to the story or enjoyment factor of the film much but rather some sort of way for the producers to spend more money on special effects - as generally speaking , ping pong holds very little potential for special effects other than matrix style camera shifts and slow motion.
All in all though the film is genuinely entertaining and funny and well worth a watch - if only for the scene with the fly swatter (which will make sense once you've seen it.)
7/10
Im very unsure as to whether or not the film was actually funny or not , as it seemed to me that a majority of the times i was laughing out loud were the bits which werent intended to be THAT funny , further backed up by the poorly scripted lines which are occasionally used to try and be funny but generally end up failing completely.
The film then transitions from comedy to james bond style action flick at around the 2/3 mark where all the characters and their grandma suddenly start weilding SMG's like its the normal thing to do , this was rather weird and didn't add to the story or enjoyment factor of the film much but rather some sort of way for the producers to spend more money on special effects - as generally speaking , ping pong holds very little potential for special effects other than matrix style camera shifts and slow motion.
All in all though the film is genuinely entertaining and funny and well worth a watch - if only for the scene with the fly swatter (which will make sense once you've seen it.)
7/10
Saturday, 8 December 2007
Street Fighter IV screenshot for those who havent seen it yet.
Screenshot of Ryu SF4
The game apparently plays in 2.5d and features “new special moves that go beyond any Street Fighter fan’s wildest imagination.” , sounds pretty intense. By the way , is it just me or does Ryu have an enormous cock in that picture? =/
The game apparently plays in 2.5d and features “new special moves that go beyond any Street Fighter fan’s wildest imagination.” , sounds pretty intense. By the way , is it just me or does Ryu have an enormous cock in that picture? =/
Wednesday, 5 December 2007
Guitar Queer-o
So i recently bought 'obtained' guitar hero 3 for PC, I don't have a guitar of any sort but i thought id give it a go anyway for a laugh.
The game's default control system for PC is (for the frets)Shift , | , Z , X ,C ,V and for the strum bar - Mouse 1 , mouse 2 , scroll wheel. Spacebar is star power and i think alt is whammy. Pretty F'd up controls.
So i went into the controls and edited them to the frets on fire style - being the F1-F5 keys for the frets and enter for strumming , enter wouldnt work as the game has that prebound to advancing menus and stuff , so i put it onto insert, starpower on print screen and home as whammy.
By doing this i can play with the guitar upside down. However... a problem soon unfolded before me.
My keyboard Refuses to do F2 + F3 + another button , that being when a chord comes along which is F2 + F3 the keyboard wont respond to my 'strumming' which ends up in misses and on some songs - failure.
Okay then. im a genius guy , i can work this out... So i thought.
I pulled out my USB laptop mouse and plugged it in (its pretty small). I changed the controls to mouse 1 for strumming , now to play i use my left hand for frets and my right hand holding the USB mouse against the keyboard (mouse2 is for starpower incase you're wondering - and mouse movement is whammy, which actually works kinda well). This is all well and good , i can hit those F2+F3 notes now because the mouse is a seperate input from the keyboard. I can actually play now.
Unfortunately when i tried playing Expert mode earlier GH is trying to be a pioneer and introduce 3 fret chords , primarily consisting of F1+F2+F3 it would seem , which my keyboard again won't support. Great. I guess ill steal that 90's guy's geetar at some point, he should be playing beatmania instead of silly guitar games anyway.
Below is a picture of me playing Guitar Hero , it hasnt been edited at all
offtopic : Changed my wallpaper background today , its the Elite Beat Diva's from Elite beat Agents on DS!
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2742/0712bz0.jpg
The game's default control system for PC is (for the frets)Shift , | , Z , X ,C ,V and for the strum bar - Mouse 1 , mouse 2 , scroll wheel. Spacebar is star power and i think alt is whammy. Pretty F'd up controls.
So i went into the controls and edited them to the frets on fire style - being the F1-F5 keys for the frets and enter for strumming , enter wouldnt work as the game has that prebound to advancing menus and stuff , so i put it onto insert, starpower on print screen and home as whammy.
By doing this i can play with the guitar upside down. However... a problem soon unfolded before me.
My keyboard Refuses to do F2 + F3 + another button , that being when a chord comes along which is F2 + F3 the keyboard wont respond to my 'strumming' which ends up in misses and on some songs - failure.
Okay then. im a genius guy , i can work this out... So i thought.
I pulled out my USB laptop mouse and plugged it in (its pretty small). I changed the controls to mouse 1 for strumming , now to play i use my left hand for frets and my right hand holding the USB mouse against the keyboard (mouse2 is for starpower incase you're wondering - and mouse movement is whammy, which actually works kinda well). This is all well and good , i can hit those F2+F3 notes now because the mouse is a seperate input from the keyboard. I can actually play now.
Unfortunately when i tried playing Expert mode earlier GH is trying to be a pioneer and introduce 3 fret chords , primarily consisting of F1+F2+F3 it would seem , which my keyboard again won't support. Great. I guess ill steal that 90's guy's geetar at some point, he should be playing beatmania instead of silly guitar games anyway.
Below is a picture of me playing Guitar Hero , it hasnt been edited at all
offtopic : Changed my wallpaper background today , its the Elite Beat Diva's from Elite beat Agents on DS!
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2742/0712bz0.jpg
Tuesday, 4 December 2007
University.
UCAS application , all universities i will be applying for Biomedical Science ...
1. Warwick
2. UCL (University College London)
3. Surrey
4. Queen Mary (London)
5. Reading
In other news , my headset and sound card arrived today. I personally didn't see a huge boost in audio quality from the sound card , the headset was definately a worthy investment though.
Also. I did a 3 Point turn in my driving lesson today.
Finally. The Christmas tree is up , it looks pretty.
1. Warwick
2. UCL (University College London)
3. Surrey
4. Queen Mary (London)
5. Reading
In other news , my headset and sound card arrived today. I personally didn't see a huge boost in audio quality from the sound card , the headset was definately a worthy investment though.
Also. I did a 3 Point turn in my driving lesson today.
Finally. The Christmas tree is up , it looks pretty.
Friday, 30 November 2007
The Sound of Music...
So i was playing TF2 with the scummbois earlier and my microphone started hardcore messing up.
now my headset had always been somewhat of a bitch , right from the beginning, along with my onboard sound they formed a pact to annoy the living shit out of me whenever possible.
Enough i thought. I quit TF2 and stormed onto ebuyer.
20 minutes later. . .
Longstory short , i ended up buying a 'creative HS900 headset' and a Creative Sound-Blaster X-Fi Xtrememusic.
I did consider buying some 7.1 speakers as well but i dont really have money to burn and it would be wasted if i were to move out of home for uni - because somehow i doubt that packing 8 speakers would be any fun.
ps. holy shit its 3am , i need to sleep. pronto.
now my headset had always been somewhat of a bitch , right from the beginning, along with my onboard sound they formed a pact to annoy the living shit out of me whenever possible.
Enough i thought. I quit TF2 and stormed onto ebuyer.
20 minutes later. . .
Longstory short , i ended up buying a 'creative HS900 headset' and a Creative Sound-Blaster X-Fi Xtrememusic.
I did consider buying some 7.1 speakers as well but i dont really have money to burn and it would be wasted if i were to move out of home for uni - because somehow i doubt that packing 8 speakers would be any fun.
ps. holy shit its 3am , i need to sleep. pronto.
Thursday, 29 November 2007
Uguu~
I feel really guilty about not making many blog posts lately , but at the same time i don't really fancy posting lots of crappity crap.
As such , i suppose ill make an actual 'blog' post
This week has been assessment week , which in our college is basically mock exams but if you fail them you get kicked off the course , lovely stuff. So ive beenworking my ass off slacking as usual and playing games and watching anime more than i should do, on the games front ive been playing abit of Sega Rally with my new processor , seems the game is pretty reliant on it because before on my Athlon 3200+ i would get around 5-10fps on lowest settings But now i can whack the settings up to medium-high and play at HD resolution without much of a hitch (40+ fps) ive also been playing a fair bit of Touhou8 and a little bit of Team fortress 2. Speaking of which...
Server IP: 212.187.246.156:27015
The (rich) scumm guys recently bought this TF2 server , not sure how long for but its there for now. Lots of groovy custom maps too. Although i question how much it'll get played on because i think everyone is off playing Speedball 2 - not sure what the fuss is with that ,looks like PES ate some rugby and then thought it would play dress-up as a UT3/Gears of War character. Not a fan of the 2 sides one ball thing so ill be giving this a miss - not to mention i dont have much money right now after buying christmas presents (id love to tell you all what i got but id be screwed if one of my family members reads this blog) - to everyone else worth anything in my life and lives near me (sorry internet friends) you'll be getting tolberones or those big cadbury chocolate bar things if they're still doing them.
In other stuff , ive also started watching a new anime series called 'Kanon'
yeah i know what you're thinking , and i wholeheartedly agree.
Ive only seen 3 episodes so far but ill summarize the story so far.
Kyon (from Haruhi - same looking character , same voice same everything) comes to a new town and meets a shitton of girls with cute voices and attributes. - and... thats it. pretty much.
It feels a hell of a lot like haruhi but without haruhi , with kyon doing the narration , ginger haired girls and even a yuki act-a-like who doesent talk much.
[edit : okay , this anime is really addictive , episode 8 now.]
Id also like to announce that from now on i shall be reviewing games in my own style , i havent tried yet but i get the feeling it'll basically be a zero punctuation review in text but with more punctuation . . . yeah. something to that effect.
As such , i suppose ill make an actual 'blog' post
This week has been assessment week , which in our college is basically mock exams but if you fail them you get kicked off the course , lovely stuff. So ive been
Server IP: 212.187.246.156:27015
The (rich) scumm guys recently bought this TF2 server , not sure how long for but its there for now. Lots of groovy custom maps too. Although i question how much it'll get played on because i think everyone is off playing Speedball 2 - not sure what the fuss is with that ,looks like PES ate some rugby and then thought it would play dress-up as a UT3/Gears of War character. Not a fan of the 2 sides one ball thing so ill be giving this a miss - not to mention i dont have much money right now after buying christmas presents (id love to tell you all what i got but id be screwed if one of my family members reads this blog) - to everyone else worth anything in my life and lives near me (sorry internet friends) you'll be getting tolberones or those big cadbury chocolate bar things if they're still doing them.
In other stuff , ive also started watching a new anime series called 'Kanon'
yeah i know what you're thinking , and i wholeheartedly agree.
Ive only seen 3 episodes so far but ill summarize the story so far.
Kyon (from Haruhi - same looking character , same voice same everything) comes to a new town and meets a shitton of girls with cute voices and attributes. - and... thats it. pretty much.
It feels a hell of a lot like haruhi but without haruhi , with kyon doing the narration , ginger haired girls and even a yuki act-a-like who doesent talk much.
[edit : okay , this anime is really addictive , episode 8 now.]
Id also like to announce that from now on i shall be reviewing games in my own style , i havent tried yet but i get the feeling it'll basically be a zero punctuation review in text but with more punctuation . . . yeah. something to that effect.
Sunday, 25 November 2007
Wanna have a baby?
So i was at work today.... [yeah , you guessed it.]
Me - unaware of whats going on.
Girl : honey? sweetie? gorgeous? handsome?
Me - *turns around by coincidence and takes drinks orders etc*
Girl : Oh wow , you're cute. Single?
Me : uh.. oh .. no (a lie of course)
Girl : oh.. give me your number anyway.
Me : uhh.. maybe later.
----*later*----
Girl : oh so you still havent given me your number yet
Me : Sorry , i already told you i have a girlfriend
Girl : Forget her... oh wow , you have really nice eyes
Me - *sweating*
Girl : imagine you and me. . . . . . Having a baby.
Now fortunately at this time i was called off to do some stuff with the stocks in the staff area , but from what i hear from the other staff is that she waited around for like 15 minutes and started yelling at the other staff saying stuff like 'if you dont bring him to me i refuse to pay'
My workplace is scary ;_;
In other non-work related new
- My Case and such came on friday , built it and everything. Its not as quiet as the reviews made it out to be , which is a shame. Its also fucking huge and looks like it could double as a fridge freezer (heatsink the size of my face fits inside though thankfully) , Might upload some pics or something at some point in the near future. - all temperatures have dropped by about 10 deg C also. which is nice.
- Unreal Tournament III is damn beastly. It feels alot like Unreal Tourney 2K4 but with better graphics and such , which is definately a good thing. Shame i cant run it at a decent framerate without having to set to a low resolution (720x450) but the game seems to have a nice scaling system in place - what i mean is that you can run the game at your native resolution so that all the menus and GUI are the correct size , but then change the game rendering size to a certain percentage. The game then runs the game in that size , stretches it to fullscreen and then puts on the native resolution GUI over the top. So all the screen elements are the right size. Good stuff.
- Shoutout to my homeboy [BoYc3] who recently set up a blog. which can be found at www.boycebrush.com/blog/ , i've also added [Sean]'s blog to the linky bit at the right ( http://sean.scummisland.com/ ) , if you have a personal site you want linked just drop a comment.
- Kane and Lynch has a really good story ,almost to the level where im only playing it for the story and not the gameplay. - best line so far by kane (to lynch of course on topic of him 'accidently' killing someone) : "FUCK! You're a fucking idiot!! What the fuck is the matter with you!?!" , whats probably best about this line is how i can imagine Bruce willis saying it.
- Whilst sitting on the bog and reading the readers digest , i came across an article. Longstory short...
'a married couple plan to divorce after unwittingly chatting each other up on the internet using fake names'
Me - unaware of whats going on.
Girl : honey? sweetie? gorgeous? handsome?
Me - *turns around by coincidence and takes drinks orders etc*
Girl : Oh wow , you're cute. Single?
Me : uh.. oh .. no (a lie of course)
Girl : oh.. give me your number anyway.
Me : uhh.. maybe later.
----*later*----
Girl : oh so you still havent given me your number yet
Me : Sorry , i already told you i have a girlfriend
Girl : Forget her... oh wow , you have really nice eyes
Me - *sweating*
Girl : imagine you and me. . . . . . Having a baby.
Now fortunately at this time i was called off to do some stuff with the stocks in the staff area , but from what i hear from the other staff is that she waited around for like 15 minutes and started yelling at the other staff saying stuff like 'if you dont bring him to me i refuse to pay'
My workplace is scary ;_;
In other non-work related new
- My Case and such came on friday , built it and everything. Its not as quiet as the reviews made it out to be , which is a shame. Its also fucking huge and looks like it could double as a fridge freezer (heatsink the size of my face fits inside though thankfully) , Might upload some pics or something at some point in the near future. - all temperatures have dropped by about 10 deg C also. which is nice.
- Unreal Tournament III is damn beastly. It feels alot like Unreal Tourney 2K4 but with better graphics and such , which is definately a good thing. Shame i cant run it at a decent framerate without having to set to a low resolution (720x450) but the game seems to have a nice scaling system in place - what i mean is that you can run the game at your native resolution so that all the menus and GUI are the correct size , but then change the game rendering size to a certain percentage. The game then runs the game in that size , stretches it to fullscreen and then puts on the native resolution GUI over the top. So all the screen elements are the right size. Good stuff.
- Shoutout to my homeboy [BoYc3] who recently set up a blog. which can be found at www.boycebrush.com/blog/ , i've also added [Sean]'s blog to the linky bit at the right ( http://sean.scummisland.com/ ) , if you have a personal site you want linked just drop a comment.
- Kane and Lynch has a really good story ,almost to the level where im only playing it for the story and not the gameplay. - best line so far by kane (to lynch of course on topic of him 'accidently' killing someone) : "FUCK! You're a fucking idiot!! What the fuck is the matter with you!?!" , whats probably best about this line is how i can imagine Bruce willis saying it.
- Whilst sitting on the bog and reading the readers digest , i came across an article. Longstory short...
'a married couple plan to divorce after unwittingly chatting each other up on the internet using fake names'
Thursday, 22 November 2007
Beastliest game ever.
Touhou project 8 - impreishable Night
get it and feel like a man.
(id like to add that i actually dodged all of that in the first picture and then proceeded to beat that boss.)
ps. Both pictures are taken on NORMAL mode. the game also comes in Hard and Extreme flavours.
Wednesday, 21 November 2007
Wtf? Hitman had an alternate ending?
So after playing some Kane & Lynch - which has more swearing than gears of war i might add - i felt like the game seemed awfully familiar , especially the 4th level in which you walk through a nightclub, wading through crowds of people in the dark? surely ive done this somewhere before... This led me on a hunt to see if kane and lynch uses the same engine as Hitman Blood Money , which it does. However i also discovered at this point that there was an alternate (or true, if you like) ending to Hitman BM. Now if you played through the game and you're a dumbass like me , you just sat there with your thumb up your ass waiting for the credits to finish and assume that hitman dies , and this is the final game in the series. Well apparently , that aint right. Mashing movement keys whilst the credits are rolling causes 47 to come back to life and you can then proceeed to slaughter everyone in the vicinity.
Oh by the way, from what ive played - Kane & Lynch = 6/10 , seems like a pretty mediocre game, think Hitman but without stealth. The co-op mode does seem pretty good though , splitscreen mode works perfectly with one person on 360 control pad and one person on keyboard and mouse. Will definately have to try that sometime... when i get some friends :<
on the plus side , the story does seem to be pretty good , which is nice for a game.
Id also like to express my hate for ebuyer right now , when they do things right , they get it very right , but when they fuck up... they fuck up bigtime and customer services is like talking to a piece of wood.
Oh by the way, from what ive played - Kane & Lynch = 6/10 , seems like a pretty mediocre game, think Hitman but without stealth. The co-op mode does seem pretty good though , splitscreen mode works perfectly with one person on 360 control pad and one person on keyboard and mouse. Will definately have to try that sometime... when i get some friends :<
on the plus side , the story does seem to be pretty good , which is nice for a game.
Id also like to express my hate for ebuyer right now , when they do things right , they get it very right , but when they fuck up... they fuck up bigtime and customer services is like talking to a piece of wood.
Saturday, 17 November 2007
I'm blog ya'll , im blog ya'll...
1 - I think im going to be in the facebook of some random 15 year old girls. They asked if they could take a picture.. with me. then handed the camera to their dad/uncle/grandpa (godknows.) and came either side of me and posed. my workplace is getting weirder by the minute.
2 - Im going to go ahead and blame the Scummisland community for being a bad influence on me. I unconsciously said 'Shut duh fuck up nigguhs' out loud whilst they were all off being black to some birthday celebration. So yeah. Blame Scummisland for my turning racist.
3 - Remember that heatsink i told you all about a few posts ago? well it came... and its a fuggin BEAST. Its pretty hard to think of a decent item to compare it to , but id go as far as saying its about the same mass as Jordans left tit. Or maybe 3/4 of my head, or 2 and a half Fists
4 - Kane and Kynch : Dead men , is out for PC , 7.2gb - far too many good games lately , however one of them is'nt...
5 - Sim City Societies. It is NOT a SimCity game. Its almost like a huge extension of 'the Sims 2' , they took out alot of the advanced stuff that made you feel important in the old SimCity games. Also gone is the old Zoning system (small residential area , large commercial area...etc) and instead now you pick out the individual houses and such , gone is the electricity linking and plumbing... pretty much anything which ever slightly made you think 'hmmm.' in the old simcity games is not present here. Its almost as if they redesigned the game with 10 year olds in mind.
What a shame , the game looks good at least i suppose.
6 - Need for speed prostreet is pretty shit as well , its as if NFSU ate some of Gran Turismo and then took out a penknife and stabbed itself in the leg to make itself move all juttery. Customization is still in , tuning is still in , fun driving is not in. Instead , realism is in. Yes. Need for Speed + Realism = Fail
2 - Im going to go ahead and blame the Scummisland community for being a bad influence on me. I unconsciously said 'Shut duh fuck up nigguhs' out loud whilst they were all off being black to some birthday celebration. So yeah. Blame Scummisland for my turning racist.
3 - Remember that heatsink i told you all about a few posts ago? well it came... and its a fuggin BEAST. Its pretty hard to think of a decent item to compare it to , but id go as far as saying its about the same mass as Jordans left tit. Or maybe 3/4 of my head, or 2 and a half Fists
4 - Kane and Kynch : Dead men , is out for PC , 7.2gb - far too many good games lately , however one of them is'nt...
5 - Sim City Societies. It is NOT a SimCity game. Its almost like a huge extension of 'the Sims 2' , they took out alot of the advanced stuff that made you feel important in the old SimCity games. Also gone is the old Zoning system (small residential area , large commercial area...etc) and instead now you pick out the individual houses and such , gone is the electricity linking and plumbing... pretty much anything which ever slightly made you think 'hmmm.' in the old simcity games is not present here. Its almost as if they redesigned the game with 10 year olds in mind.
What a shame , the game looks good at least i suppose.
6 - Need for speed prostreet is pretty shit as well , its as if NFSU ate some of Gran Turismo and then took out a penknife and stabbed itself in the leg to make itself move all juttery. Customization is still in , tuning is still in , fun driving is not in. Instead , realism is in. Yes. Need for Speed + Realism = Fail
Friday, 16 November 2007
My workplace is more retarded than your workplace. (pure blog shiz.)
So apparently everyone in my workplace has never seen an actual good looking guy , because they all seem pretty convinced its me. Anyone who has seen me will verify that i am not a good looking guy on any level , infact i barely qualify as average imho.
Conversation with some girl in my workplace
girl *comes out of kitchen waving over her mouth*
Me *gives her a weird look*
girl : I just ate a splingdoll
Me : a wha?
girl : a splingdoll
Me : ...
girl *takes out a notepad and scribbles down 'Spring Roll'* (rather legibly i might add , her handwriting is better than mine dispite the fact she can barely speak english
Me : Ohhhh. A SPRING ROLL
girl : yes , splingdoll.
Me : ... no no, spring roll
girl : spring lole
Me : ROLL
girl : LOLE.
Me : ROLL
girl : LOLE (repeat 3 times.)
girl : am i say it right now? spring lole?
Me : yeah. sure.
girl : Kiss me. *leans forward*
Now excuuuuuuse me. WHAT THE FUUUUUCK?!?!?!?!
Me (out of pure instinct and no thought whatsoever) : no. *smile*
girl *scampers off giggling*
Later after work , im approached by her and her posse. they sit me down at a table and sit around me (Meng + 6 girls at a table)
then they start going off doing their moonspeak and the girl from earlier turns round , leans forward and asks 'When was first girlfriend?'
soon followed by other such dodgy fucked up questions as 'how many girlfriend you had before?' and 'when first kiss?' - Naturally as a guy , i try to escape. However i cant , as soon as i try to stand up the tall one (who has strategically positioned herself behind me) Pushes my shoulders down so im back on the chair , the girl asking the questions then grabs my arm and shakes it. I have somehow been teleported from a restaurant to an interogation center in <insert your favorite warzone here>.
Conversation with some girl in my workplace
girl *comes out of kitchen waving over her mouth*
Me *gives her a weird look*
girl : I just ate a splingdoll
Me : a wha?
girl : a splingdoll
Me : ...
girl *takes out a notepad and scribbles down 'Spring Roll'* (rather legibly i might add , her handwriting is better than mine dispite the fact she can barely speak english
Me : Ohhhh. A SPRING ROLL
girl : yes , splingdoll.
Me : ... no no, spring roll
girl : spring lole
Me : ROLL
girl : LOLE.
Me : ROLL
girl : LOLE (repeat 3 times.)
girl : am i say it right now? spring lole?
Me : yeah. sure.
girl : Kiss me. *leans forward*
Now excuuuuuuse me. WHAT THE FUUUUUCK?!?!?!?!
Me (out of pure instinct and no thought whatsoever) : no. *smile*
girl *scampers off giggling*
Later after work , im approached by her and her posse. they sit me down at a table and sit around me (Meng + 6 girls at a table)
then they start going off doing their moonspeak and the girl from earlier turns round , leans forward and asks 'When was first girlfriend?'
soon followed by other such dodgy fucked up questions as 'how many girlfriend you had before?' and 'when first kiss?' - Naturally as a guy , i try to escape. However i cant , as soon as i try to stand up the tall one (who has strategically positioned herself behind me) Pushes my shoulders down so im back on the chair , the girl asking the questions then grabs my arm and shakes it. I have somehow been teleported from a restaurant to an interogation center in <insert your favorite warzone here>.
Wednesday, 14 November 2007
Games to movies
So a few games are being adapted to movies , we all knon that hitman was being adapted into a movie , and frankly. it looked really shit.
The movie producers seemt o be giving it another go and are making movie adaptations of the rather awesome game 'Max Payne' (and speaking of , where the hell is Max Payne 3) , The confirmed actor to play Max is... Mark Wahlberg , know who he is? because i sure don't. However this is what he looks like.
mmm..
In other game to movie news.
The upcoming game 'Kane and Lynch : Dead men'
is also being made into a movie. Cant remember who the 2nd guy was , but i know that one of the actors is going to be Bruce (Yippikiyay) Willis... hmm
[edit : L33tfella_H tells me the 2nd guy is 'Billy Bob Thornton']
Super bonus extra feature! : - Staged or not? you decide. - Luckiest Halo 3 Kill ever
I do love how they were able to recap and review what the hell killed them. Proof that the halo 3 camera thing is awesome.
The movie producers seemt o be giving it another go and are making movie adaptations of the rather awesome game 'Max Payne' (and speaking of , where the hell is Max Payne 3) , The confirmed actor to play Max is... Mark Wahlberg , know who he is? because i sure don't. However this is what he looks like.
mmm..
In other game to movie news.
The upcoming game 'Kane and Lynch : Dead men'
is also being made into a movie. Cant remember who the 2nd guy was , but i know that one of the actors is going to be Bruce (Yippikiyay) Willis... hmm
[edit : L33tfella_H tells me the 2nd guy is 'Billy Bob Thornton']
Super bonus extra feature! : - Staged or not? you decide. - Luckiest Halo 3 Kill ever
I do love how they were able to recap and review what the hell killed them. Proof that the halo 3 camera thing is awesome.
Tuesday, 13 November 2007
Oh god. More games.
So i woke up this morning and went to BC as i normally do.
- Need for speed prostreet
- Sim City Societies
- Blacksite Area 51
released , whats with all the game releases this month?! I havent even started downloading crysis yet! D:
I thought id also warn you all that Hellgate london is pretty fail , its sorta like someone went and put a Skin over World Of Failcraft and then added in some slight FPS elements. Game is pretty much 'go here' , 'go there' , 'kill X imp warriors' , 'kill the overpoweredmonster' and then of course grinding to try and better your character into one which doesn't suck. I guess its pretty bad that i enjoyed it also , maybe i should try WoW...
ps. I dont actually have it yet , but im having second thoughts about that zalman 9700...
That thing is NOT SMALL YO. infact , its a friggin beast. Look how it TOWERS over that graphics card. Yikes.
- Need for speed prostreet
- Sim City Societies
- Blacksite Area 51
released , whats with all the game releases this month?! I havent even started downloading crysis yet! D:
I thought id also warn you all that Hellgate london is pretty fail , its sorta like someone went and put a Skin over World Of Failcraft and then added in some slight FPS elements. Game is pretty much 'go here' , 'go there' , 'kill X imp warriors' , 'kill the overpoweredmonster' and then of course grinding to try and better your character into one which doesn't suck. I guess its pretty bad that i enjoyed it also , maybe i should try WoW...
ps. I dont actually have it yet , but im having second thoughts about that zalman 9700...
That thing is NOT SMALL YO. infact , its a friggin beast. Look how it TOWERS over that graphics card. Yikes.
Monday, 12 November 2007
Stuff Stuff Stuff
1.
The Comments have now been fixed , i never really messed around with the settings before but have done so now. It was previously set to only registered users can comment , now it is set to allow anybody to comment , provided they have had 1 comment previously moderated. Ergo. Comment away!
2.
This is quite possibly the best , most hyphy song ever. - kudos to Scootahboi123 (aka. [BoYc3] ) for letting me hear the original for the first time on his TF2 video.
Linky to the song : Scooter : The Question is What is the Question? (Flip & Fill Remix)
3.
Drawing up Data Flow Diagrams and Entity Relationship diagrams for ICT fucking fails so hard.
4. - Storytime
So im at work , doing my thing. Im doing drinks runs for the bar and have to bring a bottle of wine to a table of foreigners (they look like they're from Europe somewhere , not sure where though. We'll pretend they're Estonians , because everyone knows they're weird.)
So im opening the bottle with my Cockscrew Corkscrew right and then...
*Flash*
I glance upwards to be greeted with one of them clutching a camera pointed at me.
T..they just took a picture of me opening a wine bottle =/
Im somewhat mortified that they would want me in their holiday pictures but whatever , i pour out the wine. However afterwards the woman calls me over. . .
"Could you.. uh.. get bottle .. for camera?"
I am then forced into posing for a picture where im holding a wine bottle over this womans glass like im some form of slave. Great.
Tips? None of course.
5.
Due to my family pc breaking down and such , i bought a few bits and bobs for my pc.
An Athlon 6000+ CPU
2gb Kingston PC6400 Ram (2x1gb)
Zalman CNPS 9700 CPU Cooler
And an Antec P182 Case SCPR edition
- Pretty pricey i guess , but its only a few weeks wages and the case is supposed to be pretty damn beastly.
The Comments have now been fixed , i never really messed around with the settings before but have done so now. It was previously set to only registered users can comment , now it is set to allow anybody to comment , provided they have had 1 comment previously moderated. Ergo. Comment away!
2.
This is quite possibly the best , most hyphy song ever. - kudos to Scootahboi123 (aka. [BoYc3] ) for letting me hear the original for the first time on his TF2 video.
Linky to the song : Scooter : The Question is What is the Question? (Flip & Fill Remix)
3.
Drawing up Data Flow Diagrams and Entity Relationship diagrams for ICT fucking fails so hard.
4. - Storytime
So im at work , doing my thing. Im doing drinks runs for the bar and have to bring a bottle of wine to a table of foreigners (they look like they're from Europe somewhere , not sure where though. We'll pretend they're Estonians , because everyone knows they're weird.)
So im opening the bottle with my Cockscrew Corkscrew right and then...
*Flash*
I glance upwards to be greeted with one of them clutching a camera pointed at me.
T..they just took a picture of me opening a wine bottle =/
Im somewhat mortified that they would want me in their holiday pictures but whatever , i pour out the wine. However afterwards the woman calls me over. . .
"Could you.. uh.. get bottle .. for camera?"
I am then forced into posing for a picture where im holding a wine bottle over this womans glass like im some form of slave. Great.
Tips? None of course.
5.
Due to my family pc breaking down and such , i bought a few bits and bobs for my pc.
An Athlon 6000+ CPU
2gb Kingston PC6400 Ram (2x1gb)
Zalman CNPS 9700 CPU Cooler
And an Antec P182 Case SCPR edition
- Pretty pricey i guess , but its only a few weeks wages and the case is supposed to be pretty damn beastly.
Sunday, 11 November 2007
Best video option evar?
So ive been playing some viva pinata lately (4 hours out of the 6 that ive been awake) and amongst the regular graphics options - Textures , models , grass etc... I found the most awesome setting ever.
Fur.
Above picture is Fur at Low setting , looks pretty nice and such... but then...
Oh dayum.
The game is pretty awesome by the way , i encourage everyone to go get it :3
Slightly different than what i had in mind though , in that i thought it was a platformer while i was downloading it.
Fur.
Above picture is Fur at Low setting , looks pretty nice and such... but then...
Oh dayum.
The game is pretty awesome by the way , i encourage everyone to go get it :3
Slightly different than what i had in mind though , in that i thought it was a platformer while i was downloading it.
Thursday, 8 November 2007
What the hell?!
I had absoloutely no idea this was coming out for PC.
This is awesome :D
Ps. Had a nightmare last night.
Nuff said.
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