Cootie Insurance was a lie , Mike owes me 50p that bastard

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooties

"Cooties is a word in North American English, used by children, referring to a fictitious disease or condition, often infecting members of the opposite sex"

HOLY SHIT IT WASNT REAL?! THIS IS BS.
IM PI55ED

On a similar note , the lurgy isnt real either.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lurgy

PS. http://www.ventrilo.com/status.php?hostname=calcium.typefrag.com&port=39301 , this is pretty cool.

PPS. This Video has some amazing comments - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tVKivOGAgo